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"Sheathblast" keeps popping up on my TL and now all of Fursky is going to regret the fact that I have access to photoshop

Umm bleat or something?

I'M LIVE WITH BIRTHDAY HIJINKERY

www.twitch.tv/ripleytheori...

IT'S MY FECKIN BIRTHDAY

I'm celebrating it with my friends :)

TONIGHT AT 9 PM, WE MOG THE SUPER BOWL, 1 BILLION RIPLEY BIRTHDAY VIEWS, DRAKE MAYE BTFO

a grinder message "you have a fat ass tho, and you're funny. TBH I don't get why you aren't taken, you must be really mentally ill"

😔

In case y'all are wondering what's going on over at the blue bird hellsite it's nothing but posts of Bakushin from Uma Musume getting her armpits worshipped and no I'm not kidding.

His mutant superpower was like Magneto’s but only in his neck

This shit ain’t nothin’ to me, mane. Out here knot-deep in the hotel suite hot tub at 4 a.m. We steam-rollin’ through room parties like it’s Rut Season 2K26. Smokin’ that premium arctic fox trim, Purple Urkle litter-box edition, straight Gelato x Skunk ass kush. We freebasin’ good girl points.

This shit ain’t nothin’ to me, mane. Out here knot-deep in the hotel suite hot tub at 4 a.m. We steam-rollin’ through room parties like it’s Rut Season 2K26. Smokin’ that premium arctic fox trim, Purple Urkle litter-box edition, straight Gelato x Skunk ass kush. We freebasin’ good girl points.

I’ll say it once and say it again. Spending one night egregiously past your normal bedtime with a gaggle of goobers you love to the ends of the earth will always heal the soul better than a years worth of perfect, punctual 8 hour snoozefests.

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

the comic scene where dr manhattan puts a symbol on his forehead but it's kirby busting fat ropes

#nocontext

I still need to listen to it proper once my brain chemistry evens out (long story), pixelated kisses is so fucking good

It's a turn of phrase because Trevor also was incredibly critical of the time's geopolitical kerfuckle, moreso than George; so a lot of people speculated he was silenced.

Do I personally believe that? Dunno, wasn't there. But dying from a drunken tumble sounds about as Trevor as it gets.

100% truth. I think anyone would make that choice given the opportunity.

I totally agree and understand his entire works as frank/pink guy were completely satirical. He loathed the notoriety and income he made from it all; he even developed a health condition over it.

FWIW I'm elated he's made doing what he loved over what he was known for.

a grinder message "you have a fat ass tho, and you're funny. TBH I don't get why you aren't taken, you must be really mentally ill"

😔

I still hold it to this day that Joji flew too close to the sun with Filthy Frank and was basically told behind closed doors to knock his shit off or get Trevor Moore'd

the comic scene where dr manhattan puts a symbol on his forehead but it's kirby busting fat ropes

#nocontext

In case y'all are wondering what's going on over at the blue bird hellsite it's nothing but posts of Bakushin from Uma Musume getting her armpits worshipped and no I'm not kidding.

communities must protect themselves. if someone is willing to admit they’re supporting those trying to destroy us than they have no place at the table.

It's MY J.O. CRYSTAL THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Had to take a few days off from work over getting my gallbladder emergency removed, any help would be appreciated and will go directly towards rent and food.

Cashapp, Venmo, everything is under $bageltiger

you can find all options here: linktr.ee/bageltiger

Give to the Bagel Tiger!

I’ll say it once and say it again. Spending one night egregiously past your normal bedtime with a gaggle of goobers you love to the ends of the earth will always heal the soul better than a years worth of perfect, punctual 8 hour snoozefests.

HEY

Chapter 1 of Induction is now live on AO3, new readers should go take a look!

archiveofourown.org/works/79094116

Will be posting weekly 'til it's all there!

Twitch Twitch is the world

btw, playing San Andreas with some friends of mine. showing them it for the first time. www.twitch.tv/ldraptor?sr=a

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas