KRUSTY KRAM PIZZA 🏝

uhhh kinda cuz it feels like short is acted like a negative term that needs another word to make it positive which just feels weird to me, sorta how I feel with the term "plus sized" except less with that term. like just call someone short, or call someone big lol

He can be whatever height lol, though its no problem if anyone wants to be taller than him

Thats how it is now lol

ALSO NOT EVEN HE/THEY ANYMORE, its he/any pronouns now lol

I got boss powers I can just do that for fun

dont interact with the post im quoting btw or im just gonna delete it LOL

Kram exists to parallel me IRL but this is outdated because

1) I think short king is an annoying term now

2) Im not even 5'7 I don't even know why I put it there

3) This ref just reminds me of a bad era in my life

I forgot in this rendition I removed the "forced to be short king" line but for clarity to the people: hes not 5'7 anymore and hasn't been for a long time lol, his height is irrelevant because it varies

Just erase this ref sheet from your mind, it never existed lol

"Let's kick homophobes' asses!" 🥊🏳️‍🌈

OH ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT! ... You're gonna let me out soon, right?!

Thank you so much!!! 🥰

Professor Renderer (bear, left) using his Uberhoover 2000-DX to catch Kramson (monster, right), with him yelling "LET GO OF ME, YOU DUMMY BEAR!!"

I wanted to draw @kramson.bsky.social again based on a small interaction between me and him. You got what you asked for :3c

Is it just me or is everyone clapping?! 🥴

😵‍💫💫💫 *KO*

🐮😤 RIGHT WHERE I WANTCHA- 💥💥💥

HEY!! DONT MAKE FUN OF ME!! Ill just run at you then...how about that!!? 😤

WOW pal you weren't LION about that anvil statement 🥴... *KO*

Uurrg I'm gonna GETCHA. All three of you... if you'd just stop moving 🥴

I see uhh 5 or 6 of me cuz IM a star... 😵‍💫

GULP... 😨

HEY 👀

GULP

getting stuck in a vacuum cleaner for hours is absolutely worse!! 😰

oh no worries ill put on a pair of gloves any day of the week 😤

my brain VERY good 🤪

GOOD QUESTION. if its as large as my entire body then yea

oh absolutely, its got the added bonus of probably putting a spell on me or sumthing

makes a funny TANG sound so me say yes yes

im just saying btw, if you've ever fantasized about hitting bad guys with giant mallets and ever wanted to hit ME with a giant mallet then WHY HAVEN'T YOU DMED ME ALREADY

Drawings inspired from my real life fit!

I SHOULD GET BACK ON THIS, OOPS!

1. if you pay for my dinner grahaha

2. well DUHH what kinda boss do you think I am?!? I love going huge!

3. cream pies... and they're the MESSIEST ONES!!

4. whatever I am, I'm NOT A KOOPA

happy birthday @kramson.bsky.social!