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Sir Auld Bones

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Old timer gaymer knight. This is an account for adults, so please +18 or leave. NSFW bara knight men art, be forewarned. [Art Tags] #OnlyHelmets for knights, soldiers and masked men. #Unmasked for everything that lacks a helmet or mask.

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Latest posts by sirauldbones.bsky.social on Bluesky

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⚠️❗️Breastfeeding in 10 minutes ⚠️❗️🗣
Stand in line 🤤🥛💦

#JasonVoorhees #bara #Jason

23.08.2025 19:05 — 👍 226    🔁 53    💬 5    📌 0

Another Eden, unlike the vast overwhelming majority of Gacha games, this one is more RPG than Gacha, and actually has each character be a real character in the world, and part of the story.
Like another commenter stated, you don't need broken gacha units to play through, they just make it easier.

14.08.2025 00:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Top Shelf - Gator Days

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Panel 1

Seth is doing some grocery shopping. The top shelf of the aisle is filled with cans labelled "CAN of FOOD" and there are cans below it labelled "NOT FOOD". I'm pretty sure it's an actual aisle you would find in an actual grocery store. Seth is trying to reach the top shelf but he's unfortunately just a little too short for it.

Panel 2

Seth struggles to reach up a little further to grab himself a "CAN of FOOD". These can's are unfortunately stacked in a staggered manner with each can on top being supported by two below it. This grocery store is pretty lousy. Seth is wondering why they even shop there.

Panel 3

Daryl approaches and easily grabs a can for Seth.

Daryl: I got this, babe.

Seth is filled with a mixture of aggravation and gratitude.

Panel 4

Seth holds his "CAN of FOOD" tightly. He has to voice is frustration.

Seth: I want to be tall.

Daryl: You're cute the way you are.

Seth: I don't want to be cute! I want to reach things.

Top Shelf - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Seth is doing some grocery shopping. The top shelf of the aisle is filled with cans labelled "CAN of FOOD" and there are cans below it labelled "NOT FOOD". I'm pretty sure it's an actual aisle you would find in an actual grocery store. Seth is trying to reach the top shelf but he's unfortunately just a little too short for it. Panel 2 Seth struggles to reach up a little further to grab himself a "CAN of FOOD". These can's are unfortunately stacked in a staggered manner with each can on top being supported by two below it. This grocery store is pretty lousy. Seth is wondering why they even shop there. Panel 3 Daryl approaches and easily grabs a can for Seth. Daryl: I got this, babe. Seth is filled with a mixture of aggravation and gratitude. Panel 4 Seth holds his "CAN of FOOD" tightly. He has to voice is frustration. Seth: I want to be tall. Daryl: You're cute the way you are. Seth: I don't want to be cute! I want to reach things.

Top Shelf - Gator Days

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oldman

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Four Arms x Diamondhead Animation WIP

11.08.2025 22:30 — 👍 376    🔁 71    💬 1    📌 0
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Dragon dads gotta be big #furryart

29.07.2025 22:31 — 👍 348    🔁 89    💬 4    📌 0
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Helmet dude

25.07.2025 01:19 — 👍 1567    🔁 294    💬 2    📌 0
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🙏🤲✝️

25.07.2025 23:13 — 👍 289    🔁 76    💬 3    📌 4

Thou hast my gratitude for making the game that much more playable for some of us, sir. 🧐

15.07.2025 17:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Commission

10.07.2025 17:43 — 👍 309    🔁 75    💬 4    📌 0
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Apologies for the quiet absence. Winter really had an effect on yours truly, so I silently shut off, while playtesting several games...

#gayming

07.07.2025 21:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine that paired with each hit having the proc chance, and add it to a skill/technique that just spam dozens of stabs in rapid succession like a Chun-Li kick spam, and you're bound to roll that insta-kill chance at some point, before a death by a thousand papercuts happens, at least.

29.06.2025 22:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh hoh! Looking good!

15.06.2025 09:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations on leveling up!

15.06.2025 09:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
(Un)lucky you for finding the big friday the 13th boy out in the dark woods all by lonesome when he is having a rather distressful and wardrobe malfunctioning night...

(Un)lucky you for finding the big friday the 13th boy out in the dark woods all by lonesome when he is having a rather distressful and wardrobe malfunctioning night...

It is the day of the big boy.

#NSFW #JasonVoorhees #FridayThe13th #OnlyHelmets #gay #mask #bara #muscle

14.06.2025 07:36 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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🧙‍♀️🧙‍♂️🐸

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New Crow Time update [3/3]

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New Crow Time update [2/3]

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New Crow Time update [1/3]

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Some drunken dude who might have not paid much attention utters some nonsensically-charged words to hide his insecurities towards his childhood friend and first love, who's now the Gladiator's Guildmaster.

Aldis: ...You've gotten stronger. Good. I'm glad Mylla has a man like you to rely upon.

Some drunken dude who might have not paid much attention utters some nonsensically-charged words to hide his insecurities towards his childhood friend and first love, who's now the Gladiator's Guildmaster. Aldis: ...You've gotten stronger. Good. I'm glad Mylla has a man like you to rely upon.

The knight immediately detects the chickening out of the drunkard, and firmly retorts the implications that his girl found another man.

Sir Auld Bones: Excuse thee, I am gay.

The knight immediately detects the chickening out of the drunkard, and firmly retorts the implications that his girl found another man. Sir Auld Bones: Excuse thee, I am gay.

Perhaps I have forgotten to mention it...

#gayming #knight #helmet #skimpy #armor

07.06.2025 17:50 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Lack of content lately, so have this with no context.

I do not wish to alarm thee, however, when he cometh for thee... Be most readied.

#FFXIV #gayming

07.06.2025 00:27 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Twitter hit the goal! Enjoy your meal Bluesky🤤💦

06.06.2025 18:34 — 👍 256    🔁 45    💬 2    📌 1

Apologies, sir. No noses, lips or even mouths left in stock.
We do have eyes.
Art thou satisfied with eyes? 😶

06.06.2025 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Boba Fett 😋💦 Dropping the cloth at 100 RTs for Bluesky

05.06.2025 18:18 — 👍 218    🔁 59    💬 2    📌 1
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Do not mind me. I am only here to smile at all the Vivi representation.

03.06.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
THE BRAVEST THING YOU CAN BE IS YOURSELF

THE BRAVEST THING YOU CAN BE IS YOURSELF

03.06.2025 02:26 — 👍 38    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, do not worry, 'twould not be on my part, however, something tells me he would not accept to be brothers in arms with a knight of Chaos unless in defense of Vivi.
The one point we would all agree upon. Vivi must be protected at all costs.

03.06.2025 06:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Perhaps the "realest" dialogue choice in this game, thus far. The things one would like to be able to speak in that other mons game series, I am quite certain.

#Temtem #gayming

03.06.2025 03:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We would be likely enemies, but 'tis a worthy knight, this one.

03.06.2025 03:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thank you, my brother, for abating my concerns on the use of this flag.
Seeing no one else flying it was worrisome.

02.06.2025 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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