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✨We’re So Miserable And Stunning✨ 28 | chronically hopeless

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weird transphobes in front of us oh patrick would hate your ass

28.09.2025 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

venues need to stop letting people line up hours before lmao

28.09.2025 13:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

10.09.2025 18:50 — 👍 13826    🔁 5417    💬 796    📌 611

the wuthering heights trailer makes me lose hope in everything we are NEVER getting an accurate adaptation

04.09.2025 19:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

29.08.2025 13:55 — 👍 3303    🔁 1165    💬 12    📌 38

CRUSTY

20.08.2025 23:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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so polite but terrible at loafing

18.08.2025 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

two months until i move in with my wife and we already have cats

07.08.2025 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ngl tho publishing a dramione book when people are finally turning on tom felton is so fucking funny actually

17.07.2025 14:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yt authors are so insane making dramione slave fics like yall piss me off so bad. idc how you try to rewrite it to distance it from hp its fucking weird!!!

17.07.2025 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

why are there so many dramione fanfics being rewritten and why are they all the exact same concept

17.07.2025 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whenever I see a “if you hate capitalism so much, why do you use money” comment I thank god I’m not that stupid but FUCK I know it must feel pretty good to say something that fucking stupid lmaoooooo

15.07.2025 04:23 — 👍 272    🔁 37    💬 8    📌 3
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Viktor Orban tried to ban the Budapest Pride parade. He got the biggest one yet. Steve Hendrix reports from the Hungarian capital

www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

28.06.2025 19:18 — 👍 1034    🔁 231    💬 16    📌 32
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The fight to save democracy never stops

Last night Senate Republicans released their version of Trump’s Big Ugly Bill

It INCREASED Medicaid cuts to

OVER $930 BILLION

And they plan to start voting on it THIS WEEKEND

I know it’s Caturday

But please-call the Capitol switchboard-ASAP

202-224-3121

28.06.2025 19:40 — 👍 627    🔁 399    💬 31    📌 18

I think Zohran Mamdani demonstrated pretty handily that he’ll protect Jewish New Yorkers when the seniormost Jewish elected official in the city was detained by jackbooted thugs and he was on the scene demanding his release in minutes

28.06.2025 19:11 — 👍 3679    🔁 826    💬 4    📌 16

Also, tips for managing the new pattern hellscape:
1. Don't buy sewing patterns that don't have an IRL sewn example of what it looks like. Drawings and 3D renders do not reflect what you actually get. Many of them are AI generated, not graded, and certainly haven't been proven to work IRL.

06.06.2025 15:38 — 👍 127    🔁 89    💬 2    📌 1

cupcakke and megan thee stallion collab when

06.06.2025 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

05.06.2025 20:15 — 👍 35442    🔁 8173    💬 619    📌 256
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Please Like Me It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...

Please Like Me

05.06.2025 23:58 — 👍 12222    🔁 1439    💬 208    📌 79
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Large text at the top and bottom of the image says ska against transphobia. The text is black over a white background, with a black box laying underneath some of the text, making it white over black. In the middle are 2 images of people wearing the ska against transphobia shirt design. To the left is a person with dark curly hair and highlights. Their hands are up by their face and round glasses sit right above their eyes. To the right, a person with orange hair and glasses is throwing a peace sign. They’re holding their phone taking the picture as a selfie and wearing khaki pants with a belt.

Large text at the top and bottom of the image says ska against transphobia. The text is black over a white background, with a black box laying underneath some of the text, making it white over black. In the middle are 2 images of people wearing the ska against transphobia shirt design. To the left is a person with dark curly hair and highlights. Their hands are up by their face and round glasses sit right above their eyes. To the right, a person with orange hair and glasses is throwing a peace sign. They’re holding their phone taking the picture as a selfie and wearing khaki pants with a belt.

Various black boxes sit over a white background. On top of those boxes are images of tote bags (top left), a t-shirt (top right), mugs (bottom left), and stickers (bottom right) 
All of these designs have the ska against transphobia logo on them, with one of the totes and mugs having it over a checkerboard trans flag 
Text up top reads www.skatunenetwork.com, and through out the image, text also reads totes, t-shirts, stickers, and mugs. The text is back over the white background, and white over the black boxes.

Various black boxes sit over a white background. On top of those boxes are images of tote bags (top left), a t-shirt (top right), mugs (bottom left), and stickers (bottom right) All of these designs have the ska against transphobia logo on them, with one of the totes and mugs having it over a checkerboard trans flag Text up top reads www.skatunenetwork.com, and through out the image, text also reads totes, t-shirts, stickers, and mugs. The text is back over the white background, and white over the black boxes.

SKA AGAINST TRANSPHOBIA

Pre-order ends in ONE WEEK
Free shipping on orders over 60 bucks STOREWIDE
We aren't making extras, so if u miss the pre-order, u miss the shirt
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT AND... PICKITUP
Www.skatunenetwork.com

09.05.2025 17:17 — 👍 201    🔁 79    💬 1    📌 2
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God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle THE HEAVENS—Cursing aloud the moment news of Leo XIV’s election arrived on His phone screen, the Lord Almighty told reporters Thursday that he had lost $400 Thursday betting on Cardinal Luis Antonio T...

God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle

08.05.2025 19:55 — 👍 4308    🔁 390    💬 43    📌 16
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

08.05.2025 20:41 — 👍 25301    🔁 3605    💬 440    📌 299

popium

08.05.2025 20:35 — 👍 1243    🔁 161    💬 7    📌 1

what if the new pope is actually just Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump in a trench coat

08.05.2025 21:33 — 👍 9    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

michael wolff sucks trumps dick more than his own wife its like actually embarrassing

08.05.2025 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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