"Ole Greg" is a dumb shit. QED

This shit is still happening, Americans. Just because yesterday was Fucking Great, doesn't mean we don't have a ton of shit to, machines to dismantle, and reckonings to be answered.

All Hail the Beaver Moon!
Harbinger of joy and hope! 🌊

Same holds true in the best of Commonwealths.
Virginia did the thing and not only flipped all of our state-wide executives, but the House of Delegates went from a 1-set Dem majority, to at least a 14-seat majority.

STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back

I was today years old when I suddenly realized I don't find a burning American flag detestable, but a potent symbol of resistance.

So, uh, @norwayinusa.norway.no, if that orange monster throws a whiny fit when he doesn't win the NPP tomorrow and retaliates against your amazing land, will you accept this humble refugee looking to get out of this nightmarish fever dream?
...please?

Hey, y'all!

Don't forget that Stephen Miller is a tepid bucket of congealed wombat semen!

It's been seven years??? Motherfucker.

Since the last Hampton shows...
COVID
Lockdown
End of a 15yr relationship
Move out
Meet someone
Get engaged
Buy a house
And now back home to the mothership

Synchronicity is scary.

a man is wearing a hat and a name tag that says ' joey ' on it . ALT: a man is wearing a hat and a name tag that says ' joey ' on it .

If only there'd been a good guy with a gun to protect our Angel #charliekirk

Marvel released an official variant cover featuring Spider-Kermit 🕷️

I've never been a big DMB fan, but right the fuck on, Dave!

Dump shit all over those fuckers.

Just like in Chicago all those years ago. 🤣😉

Brilliant

#ThoughtsAndPrayers

Or is that #ThoughtsAndPreyers?

I just heard Strange Religion in a shitty redneck dive bar on the TouchTunes juke and I'm equal parts shook and impressed.

James Dobson, massively influential Christian bigot, dies at 89 - LGBTQ Nation Good riddance.

www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/08/jame...

Cool trivia fact - 5 mammals have black tongues.
Chows
Giraffes
Okapi
Polar Bears
Boot-licking N*zi Magats

Kim Davis can eat every sinewy, fatty bit of my ass

I really loved the @nickkroll.bsky.social "Wheels Ontario" skit.

"Wheels San Antonio" starring Greg Abbott sucks.

i hate myself for making this one and if you retweet it you suck

Jimmy Swaggert is dead.

My heart goes out to all of his loved ones and those that followed his chu-

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck him.
Good riddance, trash.

Like the papier-mâché dildo that she is.

a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo saying " just hook it to my veins " ALT: a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo saying " just hook it to my veins "

My man has that black ichor in his veins

Happy belated, sir!

My BD is tomorrow and all I want is for them to drop a 'pua in Hampton. Put a bug in someone's ear, please and thanks! Been chasing it since 99!

Another rocket that ended up looking like its master's pecker?
Neato.
#elonsmangledpenis

So, hey all... What's up?
Guess I'll buy a house today.

Ghost Post, 3D printed with the Snarkomatic 2000.

God dammit, this made me snort into my pint. Perfect.

Carl Sagan on Astrology