You study art? I love fine art!*
(*screenprints of dollar bills with the head of Bart Simpson in Joker makeup, coated in diamond dust for some reason)
@helicule.bsky.social
and, to a lesser extent,
You study art? I love fine art!*
(*screenprints of dollar bills with the head of Bart Simpson in Joker makeup, coated in diamond dust for some reason)
when we were little, my dad used to grab hold of us in bear hugs and say โget out of that! you canโt, can you?โ. feels like a quote from something but i couldnโt identify it. thanks to googleโs ai overview, i now know itโs โmost likely a reference to beyoncรฉโs song irreplaceable (2006)โ
13.10.2025 09:22 โ ๐ 60 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0"The reason the Ship of Theseus is important because it applies to everything."
Umm, only if you change a bunch of stuff: A body instead of a ship, cellular regeneration instead of replacing parts, etc.
Is it even still the same concept at that point?
The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. Itโs just soda names and flavored syrups
03.09.2025 16:57 โ ๐ 3159 ๐ 611 ๐ฌ 26 ๐ 12Chantel06: My beauty secret? Iโฆ Chantel you ๐ Unless you sign up for my newsletter ๐
guffyboo: hard to tell but i think it might be that you put a sticker of the rolling stones logo over your real mouth
francinefancy: sticker mout
BobVespa: enchantment allure
"I was working in the lab late one night"
Let me stop you right there. I am not listening to a song about work
I went to see Malcolm Middleton playing on the Golden Hinde tonight. He kept referring to it as โa pirate shipโ. At the start of the night I felt this was a satire on Walter Raleigh and British imperialism. Not so much by the end of the night
08.10.2025 23:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bless you.
08.10.2025 15:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Trying to import contacts from Twitter, but the landing page is just a .gif of Robin Dunbar shaking his head??
08.10.2025 09:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hey! Lots more fun here now.
Original versions of the title images from Cheers: UPDATED.
open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
Movie poster: Reservoir Dogs, 1992, Quentin Tarantino
if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate men
Geppetto was the woodcarver. His marionette was Geppetto's monster
06.10.2025 17:02 โ ๐ 336 ๐ 48 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Shhh, don't cry, Puddo. You're almost home and dry.
05.10.2025 13:21 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hah โ I can't believe it (sort of) works!
05.10.2025 13:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe it's perfectly straight viewed through the bottom of an empty glass.
05.10.2025 12:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Struggling to interpret the distorted text on the "Drivers" ones. Is it meant to resemble a skull? The refraction through an invisible pint-glass? They're similar enough for it not to be accidental . . .
05.10.2025 12:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0New Substack post on the deaths of Jonathan Main and Terry Farrell, and the notion of creating places that bring people together johngrindrod.substack.com/p/sharing-co...
03.10.2025 07:02 โ ๐ 30 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1That Chrysler suddenly sounds like it might be fashioned from a rotting whale-corpse.
04.10.2025 08:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This has entirely replaced the original in my head:
youtu.be/Xx5IUyg9whQ
Found it: the platonic ideal of graphic design. The dawn of the digital, starring technologies yet to converge. The rationalism of the grid, in tension with earthy mid-century autumnals. A palette actually improved by the yellowing of time. I could set up home in this cover.
02.10.2025 10:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0what's an opinion on the 1979 satirical black comedy thriller film Winter Kills that will have you like this
01.10.2025 23:01 โ ๐ 126 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 099PI has two nominees up for Best Writing at the Signal Awards. We're currently splitting the vote! As a result, we're in a very close race with Malcolm Gladwell.
Do you want to beat Gladwell? I do! Vote for @99pi.org for Best Writing!
vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting...
Oh, I didn't know that! Just assumed the radio quiz must've had tremendous star-making power.
28.09.2025 21:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0now this is comedy
28.09.2025 15:35 โ ๐ 2570 ๐ 238 ๐ฌ 98 ๐ 94Did he win? Thought he was just a contestant in one of the heats, who nevertheless "captured the hearts" of the "Great British Public".
28.09.2025 20:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Fact of the Day: Superman is an abbreviation of โSupermarket Managerโ.
28.09.2025 16:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Awful news that Kaleb Horton died. A talented writer who in another time would've been getting $5 a word with an expense account. Read his skilled filleting of the Entourage movie web.archive.org/web/20150605...
27.09.2025 12:33 โ ๐ 901 ๐ 187 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 21Really sorry to hear about the sudden passing of Kaleb Horton, a fantastic writer. Only seems fitting to share what he wrote for David Lynch kalebhorton.ghost.io/death-is-jus...
27.09.2025 08:40 โ ๐ 1066 ๐ 338 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 14a great writer and a tremendous photographer of california and the southwest whose work I admired very much. a very sad day.
27.09.2025 12:33 โ ๐ 228 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0