From what I’ve seen you are sexy af already so I don’t think you need to change a thing
YouTube Shorts are desperate to get me into KPop but I'll never let them have my Seoul
Had a tavern in my DnD campaign called The Feral Hog in that tweets honour, ended up being a chain with 46 locations
Woke gone mad
Do they have kind eyes?
It's a beautiful sunny day here, snow still sitting on the ground, the architecture is architecturing, and it just keeps hitting me that in just a few months I'll be moving away from Vienna. God I'll miss this city 😢
I was cold, I was naked
Were you there, were you there?
Amazing always knew you had it in you 🎉
Duly noted
The full sentence would be "Get off Scott (for) free", however it's a common ellipsis to drop the "for" in such cases e.g. buy one, get one (for) free. Playing with grammatical structure for humorous effect lends a whimsy and in this case functionality to the punchline
I've got you king
As a sex worker I think it's normal to have favourite clients, I have a standard rate for everyone but I always get off Scott free
mfw my values are beta cucks 😞
Excel sure can be harsh sometimes
Sounds awful, hope you're able to heal from this experience
I think it's a spectrum not a binary 😇
First skeet I've seen that feels like it properly capture twitter's old magic
He just asked me if he could pick up a friend on the way and then when I said I'd rather just go to my hotel asked if I was hungry. Idk if I'm getting kidnapped or he's just really digging my vibe
Why are taxi drivers always the most popular people in the world? Just getting a lift out of Hanoi and I swear this guy has more connections than NYT Games
What I thought was a mouth ulcer is now quite clearly a wisdom tooth coming through if you wanted to know how my year is starting off
Incredible stuff
Blue sky is officially going to make it, those random only fan accounts that follow everyone have migrated over
I love being updates on the quality of ai video generation by the increasingly elaborate situations cats get in to. Just saw one about the cat war between USA and Mexico, the future is looking bright my friends
Guess that means they'll have to replay them
You're an inspiration to us all
So satisfying when they just abandon the game in response as well
Had an involuntary digital detox for the past week (I lost my phone): Read two books, slept incredibly well and had my best night out in ages
Can't wait to take 0 lessons from this experience
Pobodies nerfect, all part of the learning experience
Oh wow you weren't kidding, that bishop was just hanging out in the middle of the board for ages
Is it because you thought it was defended by the knight?
Yes you are delicious big joel
