Chelsey

The curse of heterosexuality

I know Taylor loves her symbolism, but can she not also consider my bedtime? Why is it always after midnight?

Note this is not a criticism of fics that contain it and use it properly, but of puritanical governance of kink.

I will die before I ever write a fic that includes the stoplight system 💀

He also spanked protagonist during sex without consent (because none was needed) in an early scene. Truly I’m a monster

We decided I’m canceled because I wrote somnophilia that was never discussed before or after the event.

Oh my god we’ve been ripping it apart on tumblr.

I feel like I need to reevaluate the series of events that led to me spending my free time writing H.asa,n Pi.ker RPF

@malentine.bsky.social I was telling some friends about the Deep Lore of ZQ/JTF and ended up digging through both of our old tumblr posts and it was So Much. ❤️

It’s going to be 90 again at the end of next week 🙃

a man wearing a shirt that says ' witch ' on it stands in front of pumpkins ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says ' witch ' on it stands in front of pumpkins

There were apples from the local orchard at the market yesterday and it’s (temporarily) 65 degrees. It is time.

I’m eating a tomato and mayo sandwich in a rocking chair on the front porch while a thunderstorm rolls in, if you were wondering just how intensely Southern I’ve become since officially moving into Appalachia.

united states: what’s infrastructure?

Over the past week I’ve come to realize the place I moved to is basically Appalachian Stars Hollow.

You need to get off the sea!

(I’m sorry, hope you feel better.)

The way I stared at this wondering why dan and phil were prank calling you for a solid 10 seconds before I finally worked past the ph

It’s EXHAUSTING. Every day? Multiple times a day? When does it stop????

Cooking every meal for yourself sucks by the way

Cotton candy grapes are always insanely expensive

Best kind of problem to have

Welp, I’m going to be a Vice President. That seems like pretty good news.

More Mamdanis everywhere, please. Let’s let the old white centrists endorsed by Bill Clinton fade into obscurity.

hell yeah, export this nationally please

Yes, I’m pretty sure it’s one of the top trending audios. Any time I scroll reels it pops up over and over again.

Why do I know so much about the NYC mayoral race? I never asked for this.

Sunday scaries hit extra hard coming back from a week long vacation on the Adriatic Sea.

I am drinking an Aperol spritz in the airport lounge while waiting for my flight to Croatia. If you were wondering how things are going.

I think my favorite part of the Trump/Musk break-up is when Trump included the phrase “Thank you Hasan Piker” in a tweet. I cannot wait to see what Hasan had to say about that!

I close on my tiny home in the woods next week and I am so excited I can’t concentrate on anything JUST LET ME INNNNNN

The goth cowboy dress was AMAZING