might have some more tea about this soon lmaooooooo

somewhere Alan Dershowitz is crashing out

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when Tesla 4th quarter profit plunges 61% year-over-year; annual profit down 46%."
— Mel Brooks (abridged)

For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn

(Size small)

The best part of the march today is when the demonstrators started chanting "ICE DEEZ NUTS" (objectively hilarious) and after a bit the little old lady marching near me leans close and says, "So . . . I just don't know what that means." And I had to explain it to her.

mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.

Hello from Portland Maine, where 88 of about 550 kids were absent from my youngest’s middle school yesterday, hiding from ICE.

thank you! I'm leaving instructions so hopefully my fam can access my socials if I'm not here, to get the word out to my friends

I hope you do too. 💖Coworkers are being wonderfully supportive of the immigrants in our org and I am grateful for that

This happened literally next to where I park for work, by the way. I'm making a safety plan with coworkers so I can avoid the parking lot

like someone just rang the doorbell and it was just my cat food delivery but i freaked out and didn't answer

obviously NONE OF THIS IS ACTUALLY FUNNY i'm just crashing out

i am laughing about describing Maine as "an ocean fishing state" in the article though, that is probably a good way to describe it to non-American readers but it's still sending me

my fam is working on citizenship under the new rules (through maternal family) but uhhh we'll see how that works out and we might need other options!!!

YEP, HOPE HE *cough* [censored]

i absolutely do not blame you ahahaha i want to get over to your side

i may or may not have their address lmao

real cognitive dissonance there, buddy

Really hate that the MAGA ex-friend whose husband laughed about my election night suicidality in the national news is sending out invites to her baby shower while I am putting together an emergency plan for my loved ones in case I get kidnapped this weekend

also to emphasize to the media my professional accomplishments and my vivacious and generous personality, and not mention that i've spent a lot of the last few weeks watching thirst edits on my IG suggested reels

so far i have instructed my family, in the case of my disappearance, to only provide my hottest photos to the press

I really hope something good happens tonight because I've been trying to make a safety plan for having to travel to and work in an area with an ICE surge

this post brought to you by my drive to Wegmans today

sometimes I love the chaotic energy of putting all my music on shuffle and experiencing, like, Mitski followed by a sailor song about fisting your first mate who is a power bottom

Jesus.

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“but seriate you’re posting this at 2 am” look yes and I’m trying to get my bedtime earlier than 4, it’s called mental illness lmaooo

out: setting a goal to wake up earlier to go to the gym or practice

in: setting a goal to wake up earlier because that’s when a lot of ICE activity happens around here and if I’m asleep I can’t help out the community

they are cold though i guess