Dan H

I didn’t drink much at all but still managed to wake up with a bad head 🙃

Off to drink beer and eat pizza. Have a great Saturday night everyone 🤩

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Bathtime needs to be a human right along with nap time imo

Thank you ☺️

Cornetto in the bath?

Too late to nap?

Day two of my week off and I’m already pretty bored

It’s my last day at work before a week off and my work calendar is nearly empty, I’m wfh and this Friday is coming up Dan 😌

Tired and boring morning at the office and hoping a lunchtime visit to TK Maxx will resurrect me

I’ve developed a habit of googling philosophical questions during bath time. Today’s is: “is change remembering or reinventing?”

I’m glad my mom died might be the best autobiography I’ve ever read. Funny as well as devastating at times. Only book I’ve read and then listened to the audiobook twice of

Super seriously contemplating a nap when I finish work

Happy birthday!!!!

Thank you 😌

I know! I’m 30 years old and still have the facial hair of a 14 year old 🥲

Haircut ✅
Lost 30lbs since May ✅
Can grow a moustache ❌

I read the complete History of Sexuality for university and it messed with my head for awhile. I think a lot of his stuff still holds up quite well though

Laying in the bath and listening to the rain is my version of peace 😌

Forgot it was Pride in Newcastle until I found myself in a lift in Next with a drag queen 💅

It is and I’ve never been but heard good things 🤷‍♂️🤔

Curly Friday

I’m completely losing faith in the concept of common decency. Sorry to rant on here and I don’t have any funny pics to illustrate the story with but I needed some outlet for this.

Anyways, if anyone wants to buy me a Laura Ashley cabinet then my DMs are open and it’s the exact price of my dignity 🙃

So it’s 2pm and I set off to go and get it until 2:45pm I get a text saying they decided to sell it to their neighbour.

Now, I like to think I have a very long fuse. How inconsiderate though? Like at least tell me before I’m due to set off. Anyways, I was already sick of life for “reasons” but…

I arranged to go collect it at 3pm today. It was an hour drive from my house and rearranged the plans I had today to accommodate it and cancelled plans I made because this was such a good deal, I was certain the cabinet would sell straight away…

Sorry to be a Debbie Downer but Facebook marketplace is my new trigger. Contacted someone this morning about 5 minutes after they posted this perfect cabinet on there, was exactly what I was looking for…

We’re not made for this world honey 🤷‍♂️

I’m back on the showers that get gradually colder this morning. Start at warm then adjust the dial to colder and colder until I feel alive

I think my pussy won’t pop until I’ve had my morning coffee today 😴

Well it looks cute there but the ones in the films make my skin crawl