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Dan H

@daholstead.bsky.social

A living parody of my current self Newcastle https://www.instagram.com/danielholstead/

590 Followers  |  573 Following  |  544 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  2.3394

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Does posting like this make me look like a performative basic bitch btw? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

05.10.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The heating is on and Iโ€™m reading a sexy book in my office. Feeling autumnal lads ๐Ÿ˜Œ

05.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah same role just a different team ๐Ÿ˜

03.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonโ€™t have to deal with their shit anymore starting Monday ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

03.10.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday for yesterday! Hope you had a good one ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜Š

02.10.2025 07:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

introduction thread:

Name: Dan

Pronouns: He/Him/His

Location: North East England

Interests: Music (most genres), Books, Interiors, Food, Baths

Vocation: Civil Servant

01.10.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Eyyyyy, I made it into this one ๐Ÿ˜…

01.10.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to celebrate with a trip to Costco

30.09.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally getting moved away from a colleague who has made my working life insufferable for the last 18 months ๐Ÿฅณ

30.09.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Off to have a nice autumny Sunday with my favourite person. Hope yโ€™all have a nice day ๐Ÿ˜

28.09.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Off to have a nice autumny Sunday with my favourite person. Hope yโ€™all have a nice day ๐Ÿ˜

28.09.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good bath Ben. Remembered the cold tap

26.09.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine being gay and ostracising someone for not fitting in to some predefined norm? Like irony is completely lost on them ๐Ÿ˜‚

25.09.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll go further lol. I think itโ€™s pure trash to hate on someone for liking something you donโ€™t like (excluding like politics I guess). Like let people be into whatever as long as no one is harmed ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

25.09.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such tired old queen behaviour

25.09.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
25.09.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been in a 7 hour long meeting today so natural Iโ€™m using my white company candle and body soak and Iโ€™m watching cosy vlogs on YouTube to try and forget about the hell I endured ๐Ÿ˜‡

25.09.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Good bath Ben?

25.09.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve got a hair appointment at 6 so if the rapture could hold off until 7 Iโ€™d really appreciate it x

23.09.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolute king

22.09.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Dad Wrote a Porno might be for you then if youโ€™ve not already listened?

22.09.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Behind the Bastards
Youโ€™re Wrong About
It Was a Sh*t Show

What do you like and Iโ€™ll see if I can think of something similar?

22.09.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rewarding myself for doing the bare minimum with a cornetto and a bath ๐ŸŽ‰

22.09.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d like a tour haha

22.09.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that your living room? Looks really nice! ๐Ÿ˜Š

22.09.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back at work today and so far havenโ€™t cried or had a panic attack even once ๐Ÿฅณ

22.09.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Spending my Sunday drinking lattes and disassociating from my responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜Š

21.09.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

21.09.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh you ALT: a woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh you
21.09.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spending my Sunday drinking lattes and disassociating from my responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜Š

21.09.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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