vapriestess

Worth a shot.

Merci!!!

Peep bunnies using a Ouija board, with a Peep ghost hovering over them

#PeepingInTheShadows is when Peeps meddle with the occult.

#HashtagGame #SpookyTags

Meanwhile, at the National Zoo in Washington, DC...

via National Zoo X

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Happy New Year, Natalie!!!

Steve has made up a song. It's about snow and being cold and stuff. He made it up all by himself. It's awful, but Steve IS trying his best. Please let him know what you think.

Glad to be here!!

Happy Thanksgiving! I haven’t been watching, but I’ve heard about him!

I asked ChatGPT if a role reversal between big game hunters and animals would be funny and its answer was a resounding yes.

Random stab in the dark, but does anyone have the contact information for composer Mason Bates? 🎼🎶🎵

MAGA probably isn’t smart enough to know why this is kinda funny

RNC speaker Pam Bondi was once in a 16-month custody battle over a dog with Hurricane Katrina victims Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to return a St. Bernard she adopted from a rescue shelter to the family it belonged to.

Pam Bondi refused to return their dog to a family of Katrina victims after she "adopted" their dog. She fought them in court for 16 months before she gave the dog back. Disqualifying. Character counts. www.businessinsider.com/rnc-speaker-...

So haunting and so electric at the same time.

One of my fave songs.

One of my fave songs ever. Always heart strings connected to the poison coming out of our mouths.

Lots of headlines about how deportations will cause labor shortages and spike food prices.

Lots of stories about how mass deportations will spike food prices and cause inflation. But as Tom Bonier noted, only one published before Election Day...

Well crap. So sorry.

If you know you know!

Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.

I spout obscenities when I see one.

Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver

This is my tell-tale heart

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Beautiful pics! I’m in RVA and love seeing people’s pics.

Rampell: What's interesting here is that besides what we know or don't know about what Matt Gaetz may have done behind closed doors and the allegations are quite disturbing. There's plenty of stuff he's done in public that I think should have disqualified him from this job

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

The House Ethics Committee completed an investigation into Trump’s nominee to run the Justice Department — an investigation that reportedly looked at criminal behavior including sex with a minor — and Mike Johnson wants to hide the report from the country.

A *massive* red flag.

this rules

Damn! As usual, Andy is correct not very funny.