Tom Hammersley

Tom Hammersley

@tom-hammers.bsky.social

Animal fan, musician, dev.

56 Followers 77 Following 9 Posts Joined Dec 2024
9 months ago

Please tell me you're making an Eastenders video

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9 months ago

Ballroom Blitz is the only song where the singer checks if the other band members are ready before the song starts. He makes every other singer look like a thoughtless pig

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1 year ago

"Dinner" means lunch in the north of England, but it means the evening meal in the south. Which is why dinnerladies in the north serve lunch, whereas dinnerladies in the south kick your front door in around 7pm and lob square pizza slices at you.

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1 year ago
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Why am I only just finding out there's custom decks in Balatro?? Stardew Valley deck?! Are you kidding me? 😍

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1 year ago

Will I understand Nosferatu if I haven’t seen any other films or ever even met a Dracula?

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1 year ago

I ordered a new calendar and got an email from the calendar company saying "please be patient, we are experiencing an unusually high number of orders right now"

Guys, I'm not an expert but I absolutely would have guessed that January is the 2nd or 3rd busiest month for calendar-makers

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1 year ago

Hot take: Savoy Truffle is the worst Beatles song

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1 year ago

Isn’t Robert Eggers the bad guy from Sonic?

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1 year ago
Ronnie Spector in "Beatles '64": "I'll tell you the truth. They had to escape." Ronnie Spector in "Beatles '64": "I said, I'm taking you to Harlem. Nobody will notice you up there." Ronnie Spector in "Beatles '64": "And they didn't. They thought they were a bunch of Spanish dorks."

Ronnie Spector has what is easily the funniest quote in that new Beatles '64 documentary.

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1 year ago

It’s weird when you first join a new social media platform and the algorithm is trying to figure you out.

I’m not really into muscle-men selfies, dubious images of the universe or furry art but thanks I guess!

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1 year ago

I didn’t even know robot dogs were a unit of measurement!

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1 year ago

Cool, I’ve been on here five seconds and I’ve already bagged a couple of bot followers

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