I love that my husband contributes to keeping the house clean. However, watching him load the dishwasher is a PAINFUL experience. Lord knows I’m just gonna interrupt the wash cycle just to organize the dishwasher so everything actually gets clean.

I have to try and remember my IG password so I can delete threads. It was chill there for a while and now it’s just a wildy hostile panic vacuum.

I was craving twinkies and the small town market let me down 😭🫠

I tidied my whole house before the sun came up. Zazz even helped and didn’t make a mess. Please clap😭

Good morning! I have discovered that I now cannot sneeze without also screaming or yelling. Hello sneezing grandpa era. I wondered when this day would come 🤧✨

I love that my child asks to snuggle constantly. However, her idea of snuggling also includes wiggling, kicking, flailing, interpretive dancing, and somehow running?

So I’ve been sick for a few days. Please cherish your nostrils if you can breath through your nose right now.

My smoothies are more of less the same cause measuring is less adventurous haha. This smoothie was one of those freak accidents where it came out truly phenomenal. I almost….almost cried 🥹

Nothing like making the most perfect smoothie, just for your child to smack it off the table and onto the floor with a coloring book. It’s fine. It’s just a smoothie….😭🫠

I will say that at least their puppies are wild cute. Kinda makes up for the lack of sleep

Living on a ranch is all fun and games until the guardian dogs start barking their midnight songs 😭🫠

I am finding that I have such an easier time adapting to real life change but not virtual change. Social media is so…weird. Hopefully, I end up liking it here🤞🏾💕