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Claim: Mamdani is a communist. False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/

Washington, DC under military occupation in last August 2025, with banners proclaiming the absolute power of the primus inter pares

This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

Priorities.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Let that sink in for a sec.

They’ll say that he was friends with Epstein as part of an infiltration of the “cabal” to expose how Hillary and Tom Hanks eat babies. Qanon and the MAGATs will believe it.

And this was in a red state too! There’d be even less care on their part if it happened in a blue state like Oregon for example.

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Happy Caturday
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Love the name Dr Crepes 😂

My cute cat!

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Dissent is patriotic.

We have a right to disagree and dissent with those in power and demand a better world.

Tried to read about the Jan 6 terrorist who now works for the Justice Department but it was behind a pay wall. Everything wrong with the USA in one sentence.

It’s like they modeled one after the other.

Idk I’d be more confident in an astronaut performing brain surgery than MAGA running the country. An astronaut is at least intelligent and well-educated, especially in science. lol. MAGAts are not

My NYT ballot for best movies of the 21st century.

#filmsky 🎥 📽️

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.

#filmsky 📽️ 🎥

In the time you spend watching this video, Jeff Bezos will earn more than what the majority of full-time American workers earn in a year.

Say it with me: Tax the rich.

It was funny at first now it’s just a tired old joke

And these are the same snowflakes who couldn’t handle wearing a mask during the pandemic.

So “pro-life.”

When ICE agents look like this, it is ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE for state and local law enforcement to step in and demand they identify themselves and show judicial warrants before detaining anyone from an immigration court.

Democratic mayor and governors can take action on this.

This is truly scary shit.

This sounds like the headline of an Onion article.

This sounds like an Onion article

Newsom’s social media team is killing it. (This isn’t an old picture. It’s from right now. I asked.) 😂😂😂😂

📣 DISSENT IS OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT 📣