jane >___<

exactlyyyy!!! we’re actually thinking of asking someone in our neighborhood about their fig tree bc they seriously do not touch the fruit

there are so many loquat trees nearby! i’m about to ring ppls door and be like pls can i forage bc i always see them drop to the ground….

yumm foraged goods from my bike ride this weekend

YESSSSSS OMW

OMGGGG wait is the date tonight!!

OMGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! hope u have a good time

if i got a nickel everytime someone at work referred to me as kim… like dude all the names are shown as Last Name, First Name. so what makes u think i’m the outlier … soooo fucking annoying actually my pet peeve

LFMKQJFJSJ thank you omggg

my teams message sent during our weekly fun meeting is terrible out of context omg

the fact that multiple ppl mentioned the crowd bo when i asked who got bladee tickets is so fucking funny to me

5/2 🗣️

ppl who are obsessed w bella hadid are tackyyyy pls get a new personality other than being a stan

4/16 omggggg i’m crying these are soooooo gorgeous

food or egg sac? :0

times like this (my menstrual cycle) calls for a sugary daddy to buy me all the food my ravenous body craves

NOOOOO are the cookies edible at all :(

me on a biweekly basis lol

4/9 keep forgetting to take update pics aghhhhhh

finally got crisco. fuck yeah going to be in my baking era again i can’t wait to make a sexy ass pie crust

does my head hurt bc i’m dehydrated, drank coffee first thing in the day, lack of sleep, cried too hard last night, or a secret 5th reason???

don’t worry!!! i have at least 3 and we still serve cunt

MY FIRST THOUGHT TBH

HSJJDJSJFJSJ how am i supposed to work when i have this fish staring at me like that.

heyyyyyyyyyyyy

omg woke up w my hair like this. i’m in love kinda

out of all the places to be a regular and it’s at a dispensary and not at some cute cafe… it’s over for me

i think the dispensary employees recognize me… todays budtender asked me what i prefer and was like “should i see what u got last time? ik there will be an order history if i pull up ur account”

and the security guard did the heYY!!! long time no see voice and asked if i’ll be back.. i’m shaking

JAHFJSJJCJAJFJSIJCKS PLSSSS NOT MIKE

it was a scheduled maintenance for my account, and i had 24 hours to update - like a fucking idiot i did not read the second sentence…

jdjdhfjshhdhd fell for a phishing scam at work and now have to take cyber security training oh i’m humiliated