jane 🕯️

onion rings are so decadent … i will cry from happiness when i try my first blooming onion

i need the pop my blooming onion from outback steakhouse next

my dumbass didn’t grab that one first so i didn’t experience the gorgeous cheese pull

only if you’re okay with hearing me breathe heavy

so i actually underestimated how intense and heavy it would be. i cant believe that was real. anyway… popped my triple dipper

ok i change my mind i think it should be spelled as nable instead

thank you for understanding me

one two three four five six seven eight nine nabul (nay-bul) ten

idk i just feel like there should be a number between 9 and 10

already thinking about the 47 things i want to be for halloween….

how it’s made (2001 - 2019) has the best soundtrack

i want to read the bible not in a religious sunday school sort of way but in a mythical stories compilation sort of way

had a professional massage for the first time and i think it changed the trajectory of my life…. i know that dude felt like he was massaging sheet metal

ended august with me and ryan ross turning 28 and 39 (respectively) <3

what’s wrong babe why haven’t u smoked out of ur sid from ice age bong?

stumbled across these today

smoke shops will have the most surrealist pieces of bootleg art

biking on a breezy sunny day offers a type of happiness that i didn’t know existed

I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity.

"What service is Microsoft providing?"

Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.

i support prison abolition but men who only follow eclectic quirky women on social media need to be put in jail

i’ve never had it before but i think the triple dipper from chili’s would actually cure me

HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

YESSS i rlly like it

cant stop feeling like a prime number

breathes heavy…. p-pookster…..

NO PRESSURE OMG …. even the thought of u taking the time to come up makes me :’)

¥~’ja£\£€,JAJCJJAJCJAJD if you and talia for sure come up next month… we’re going to be MENACES

at this point there needs to be a labubu with one hand holding dubai chocolate and the other holding a strawberry matcha

ohhhh my god your mind. i’m going to try cottage cheese with pb next XD

not to sound like a gym bro but eating greek yogurt mixed w peanut butter is godsend