Wheelie Otterton

Sounds like a great turnout motivator.

Another reason to not shop at Walgreens

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

I was wondering why I'm hearing so many Harleys lately then I remembered there's a big rally on the island this weekend. Sounds like a good time to take the Ducati for a ride in the opposite direction :)

The butthole twitches and flexes when angry/yelling, so if you annoy older men, you'll make their buttholes twitch. Follow for more tips

I've been a Bears fan since Rise And Shine came out. Their later albums are fantastic too.

You don't need this part, it just slows you down.

On that note, I should take the Ducati out tomorrow.

At least your Porsche got a bath? Take it out and show it off tomorrow anyway.

Don't forget to hydrate, and maybe pop a couple ibuprofen before bed. Hugs.

A lone voice speaking truth may be drowned by a cacophonous enemy. But when true warriors stand together, add their voices to a chorus, the words gain the power to sweep away any perfidious clamor. Today of all days, add your voice, warriors, and sing for what's right.

US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky.

Block on sight.

Protect your digital space.

Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them.

The detach quote function will come in very handy here…

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

// A little bit of topical lunacy, courtesy of @auralnauts-craven.bsky.social

A similar thing happened with Jello Biafra, former lead singer of the Dead Kennedys. His fursona is a lamprey.

He gets out of the bull's way?

The worst part about aging is realizing how hot you used to be back when you thought you were ugly

Timeline cleanse

I feel this is important information...

If there's a long line at the Vietnamese soup place, is it a pho queue?

I guess their supplies are... short?

Round

People I need help on this!! What music piece is this? It sounds soooo familiar! 🎶
I am serious! 😱

#furryfandom #furry #piano

I noticed the email waiting for my lunch, almost missed them calling my name. Was busy ordering my copy. Hey, I'm taking care of important business here!

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Hey soooooo…. my car was stolen as of this morning…. and uhhh trying to figure out what to do next. Dropping my ko-fi here for some help. If you can’t donate, no worries. Just a repost would help out.
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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."

I shared this over on tiktok and I feel that I should share it here too. I don't know what the malfunction is of this bitch resistant frog blinking toilet kisser, but I recommend awareness of the jokes being made out of sight

Nods in gay motorcycle mechanic.

THIS IS VERY URGENT
I CANNOT LEAVE THE COUNTRY