A person wearing a chicken mask squatting inside a chicken pen with several live chickens.
βHello, fellow chickens.β
βNice try, narc.β
This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
Oh cool, he was born in Norristown, same town where my hubby was born and where his huge extended family lived.
27.02.2026 16:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can you tell me who this is? Curious because of the Phillies cap.
27.02.2026 14:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's fantastic news!
26.02.2026 23:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First time I flew to ATL to visit my parents, they played this song on the complimentary headphones. (Way before YT, Spotify, ear buds, etc.)
26.02.2026 11:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Hip to be Square! youtu.be/LB5YkmjalDg?...
21.02.2026 12:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yep! (I LOL'ed)
For variation, we're having stuffed clams for dinner tonight.
In Central PA, Pennsylvania Dutch country and other areas around there, it's called Fasnacht Day and celebrated with simple fried doughnuts called Fasnachts.
19.02.2026 19:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ha! Just scrolling through this thread (also a Toad fan) and saw your profile name. North Penn grad here!
19.02.2026 12:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh wow, had to check out the hair so I just watched her performance in the white dress. She's amazing!
18.02.2026 12:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought this was a teaser to a new Gotye video. π
15.02.2026 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good morning! Wish I could crawl back in bed with these two but someone's gotta make the donuts and pay the bills. Have a great day!
14.02.2026 12:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was my first thought!
14.02.2026 02:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
One old dude once said, "no, but how about I buy YOU a rose?"
"Oh, how sweet of you!"
Turned around, plopped it back in the basket, sold it to someone else and pocketed the cash he paid for it. Idiot.
"Can you blow me where the Pampers is?" π€£
12.02.2026 19:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was one of my stops when I was one of the rose basket girls in the late 90s for a short time. Remember them?
12.02.2026 19:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Day off breakfast. Whoops, burnt the Bejeezus out of the bacon but I kinda like it that way.
12.02.2026 16:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sure, know it well!
12.02.2026 04:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes indeedy! I go past there on occasion but I lived back behind there off Chapel Ave for about 10 years.
12.02.2026 04:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0People's Pizza on 38 was my go-to for slices when I lived in South Jersey! IYKYK πππ
12.02.2026 03:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is Flambo. He's using his talking dog buttons to accuse his small foster brother of being a cat. Nothing can convince him otherwise. 13/10 for both (IG: flambothedog)
11.02.2026 17:41 β π 4625 π 619 π¬ 87 π 73Doesn't disrupt my sleep as much as my partner's snoring!
11.02.2026 15:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
[Olympic tryouts]
βYour event?β
βDownhill.β
βSkiing?β
βNo. Just going downhill.β
βHuh?β
βHereβs my resume and a picture of me in college.β