angle of chaos

It's crazy that the selling point of the "Naked Gun" reboot is nostalgia for the entire concept of "comedy" and "jokes." Remember "jokes"? Not riffs but actual planned, written jokes?

Background: Personified Visa and Mastercard surrounded by a crowd of people Foreground: Monder lady looming over a personified PayPal and Strip Dialogue: Hello, dear. Do you have a minute to chat Caption: All my homies hate censorship stop-paypros.neocities.org

You didn't think we'd forget about you two, did you?
All payment processors get love! :)

While Mastercard and Visa are drowning, these two have been feeling a bit neglected. u_u

stop-paypros.neocities.org

#SaveSpeech

horses

"...Okay, I'm completely lost, but I followed enough to gather that wasn't a compliment."

RANKED COMPETITIVE BREAST GROWTH
Chapter 20 (Book 1 finale!): Quest Complete

Patreon release! www.patreon.com/posts/135492...

GENDER PHANTOMS: RCBG book 1, is up for preorder: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FH7FHSGD

giving her a sinister handjob (I use my left arm)

If I was writing scifi I'd perpetually be fighting the temptation to describe some tech like "hydration cylinders", with their complex mechanism for replenishing the body's fluid levels obfuscated JUST enough that some readers don't catch on that it's just a canned beverage

Now everywhere Erika goes, a roast of Sam Reich follows... 🔥

The lady said $3,000 worth of animated buttholes, Sam! 🍑

Brennan's announcement

Who's your favorite sexy Dropout car wash team?
❤️ 'Like' if Team 1 is your favorite
💬 'Comment' if Team 2 is your favorite!

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

Two butches with a beautiful, long haired, soft woman between them, call that a Femm Diagram

This is a great chance to get some excellent queer works while also supporting a lot of creators and helping someone else get the bundle too!

i can’t stop imagining a guy with a large studio apartment named max bedroom

First time meeting several Bluesky transsexuals and of course they’ve all got their tits fully out

Breaking from the video game theme.

Sign held by a person standing alongside the transmarch route:

"Birds born in cages view flying as a disease"

Holy crap

garlic is just gay onion

i can't tell if i'm mad or proud i understood all of this

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER SIGN: BASEBALL STADIUM SLUGGO: 854 855 856 857 858 SLUGGO: 859 860 861 862 NANCY: WHY ARE YOU COUNTING THOSE BRICKS? SLUGGO: MY UNCLE LAID THE BRICKS IN DIS WALL--- SIGN: GAME TODAY SLUGGO: AND HE LEFT THE 867TH BRICK LOOSE FOR ME

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 27,1949

✨MAKE SOME NOISE ANIMATED✨
Hi ho gang! Brennan Lee Mulligan's insane "Kermit the Frog Represents Himself on a Murder Charge - Animated" goes live soon 💚 youtu.be/2kZhJljLvEw

The guy she tells you not to worry about

i personally do not think there is anything wrong with suggesting someone could be a trans woman, but that’s just because i don’t think there’s anything wrong with being a trans woman. i know that’s kinda out there

anyway now that ive left i can say i was at trans pride

a man in a black suit is holding a puppy Alt: Alex Skarsgard in a black shirt kissing a white puppy and cradling it in his arms.

Happy #Murderbot Day to all who celebrate 🥳

Seattle is the largest city in Washington State, which is known for its apples, which is why they call it "The Big Apple"

Imagine a game with a party mechanic, and it's possible to sit on chairs and couches, and one character is always sitting in the chairs/couches wrong, and they're the bisexual

A: Sit on chair
X: Sit on chair like Riker

work from home is good. work from bed is even better. what about: work from someone else's bed?

if a car alarm is going off in my vicinity for more than 30 seconds i should be allowed to legally murder