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@lilchromie.bsky.social

A homunculus possessing 3 of the four humors (lacking black bile); Fashion Influencer $bigchromie on cashapp give me free money I will waste it on Legos and give you nothing in return He/Him

5,419 Followers  |  78 Following  |  2,395 Posts  |  Joined: 09.12.2023  |  2.1532

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SOY MILK??

10.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis CAIROβ€”As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. β€œI...

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

09.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4504    πŸ” 1276    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 51
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There's nothing funny about this. This is a very serious situation.

09.10.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Did this shit make it over to bluesky or was this a twitter contained psychosis

09.10.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I like how it's missing a couple of them

09.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Could have been a nice compliment to the first game by illustrating that while forgiveness is a great thing, not everybody can or should be redeemed, and that sometimes you have to accept that. Instead they redeemed the baby swallower off screen and Mel was just kinda forced to act like it's okay.

08.10.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How am I even supposed to respond when he tags me in shit like this

08.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't give a shit about Taylor Swift BUT I do get like this when people start turning on massively beloved rich people

08.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I say yes the swifties are gonna have me tried in the hague

08.10.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know who else didn't think they should say stuff like that? Adolf Hitler.

08.10.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a tweet that says 
"Unpopular opinion:
Being a swiftie during β€˜The Life of a Showgirl’ release weekend is harder than being a jew during the holocaust"

screenshot of a tweet that says "Unpopular opinion: Being a swiftie during β€˜The Life of a Showgirl’ release weekend is harder than being a jew during the holocaust"

i dont think you should be saying stuff like that

08.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Citing our sources would kill the plagiarism industry

08.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Executable file? That seems harsh. The file hasn't even done anything.

08.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shout-out to the conservative guy who I went to field school with. Tried to steal projectile points off federal land.

08.10.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder why they wanna get rid of anthropology

08.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

God what was the original caption to this it was something about butt mogging right

06.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ITS FUCKING PINK AND WHIMSICAL WHY ARE THE DAMN KEYS A FAIRY AND BLISSEY ISNT

06.10.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I have nightmares about a world where this dude chose to AI generate the thumbnail and we never got this masterpieces

06.10.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also I'm using this as an excuse to show someone this thumbnail I saw which might be the funniest thing I've ever seen

05.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's extremely intelligent but only in scientific contexts. Can pretty much invent anything, but is so incompetent at actually using his inventions.

05.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My friends were the ones smoking and at first I just wanted to leave and get away from that guy but like halfway through I realized it would be really entertaining to just play along and see what weird ass shit he says

05.10.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These trends always start off fairly tame and absurdist and then end up with a bunch of people just putting a different letter at the beginning of the n word and calling it a day.

05.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love getting drunk with friends and then some random guy walks up and asks for a cigarette and then starts talking about how he was a chemical weapons specialist in the military

05.10.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What you don't ever get for fun heart transplants

04.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No bro it got cured we're all good now

04.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every once in a while insurance will ask me for proof that I still have type 1 diabetes, which is incurable.

04.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

fan

04.10.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"where are the passcodes"
"Far beyond the reach of your kind..."
Cut to a piece of paper taped to my ceiling can

04.10.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The bed is a real product, and this guy is a YouTube tech guy who loves AI. So definitely not a shit post cuz no way a tech bro is that funny.

04.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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