LilChromie

I will prevent this by inserting long spiels in any paper I write about what blue tastes like, so that all archeologists will have a reference

The thing about deltarune is that each new chapter can be beaten in a day but completely takes you over so your only way to satisfy your need for more deltarune is to replay the game or go on YouTube and listen to the most deranged theories you've ever heard

Oh so we're just lying now

Preparing my big tent™ political movement for the hordes of activated treatlers

Every time you say something like this I say my pronouns 10 dB louder

No sex but you can play as dio with a katana and kill cops for fun

Maybe we should tell people they're wrong instead of catering to their incorrect assimptions

The worst people you know think this is 9/11

Crack

Pre order spoon. Pre order spoon.

Genuinely, what the fuck is this?

Gianni does such a good job as Joseph I fucking love him

Can someone in California get me epic bacon from the Tesla diner? All the bacon in my state is distinctly non-epic.

Yeah I listen to rap

Developing the cure at 10k followers

"AI is transing the youth"
After publishing the very next day the house passes legislation banning AI with 434 votes in favor. It would have been 435 but Rho Khanna forgot to show up.

Which I guess would work just not in the way they intended.

Big floppy shoes are nothing; people used to tie weasel testicles around their ankles to prevent pregnancy.

I took a class called "sex in the ancient city: an archeology of sex" and I learned about so many funny penis statues.

Lilac and the man is tony

It was good I remember

While I'm not a fan of both candidates desire to do the Holocaust, Hitler ended up winning my vote with his love of dogs.

No I use one that puts the moon from Majora's mask in the night sky

That's what I'm saying

Gangnam Style was released on the 15th of July, 2012

Sexy ladies and mother father gentlemen, today is the only day when you can repost this