Orchid🇺🇦👩‍❤️‍👨🇩🇪 ✨Looking for Work

Anyone or a friend has an #Swift course on Udemy or elsewhere?😊

I’m soon picking something up, and would like to support one by someone cool. ✨

#iosdev #Xcode #AppleDeveloper

If you’re wondering if I’ve got my dirty paws in this pie 🐰you aren’t wrong!

💖Wishlisting already pawssible!

Aww, damn! I’m not based there, and timezone is different…sad because those games sound exactly up my alley :))))

Omg! I’m all eyes and ears :)) thanks for tagging me!

Tbh I did think about that the other day, like “what if” - but thought I was just being angry-sad because I’m not into AI.
The ASSistant feature is only neat when it’s about small things, like when I write and it suggests possible stuff like some autocorrect - but that’s pretty much it

It is! What that is good for is quick search or like a teacher that would never call me dumb - this is extra cool for neurodivergent humans. :) But it absolutely can’t make good decisions, it isn’t intelligence - it’s a model.

What if all the “quit learning coding, no one needs juniors, AI is taking over” is coming from the same tech bros pissing their pants about every new shiny thing?

I haven’t heard much of this from actual devs… and tbh the code that AI wrote for me was quite shitty and messy…
#indiedevs

Omg illegally pink!

Do I have any #Roblox devs here? 😉
Some friends of mine and I are up to something…

#indiedevs

Spent hours one day and hours of another to figure out why animation doesn’t show on screen…
…turns out I used an absolutely empty frame to initialize 😅
#learningtocode #indiedev

Totally! And the game name sounds somehow familiar - not sure where from though :))
Feel free to email me at orchid at pawsandclaws dot co - would love to hear more about what you need in terms of community development!

If your team needs a CM who saved all the fucks to give for your game - I’m here ☺️
📍Düsseldorf, Germany

(Yes, I do obsess over every game I work with - to the point of unhealthy)

#indiedevs

Apparently a bed jacket is almost as mythical as the infamous poop knife 🔪

Live. Love.
Lay eggs and die.

Post the link to your social media right meow. Pin the post! 📌

Enjoy Katja’s tiny teeth as a reward.

#Gamescom #indiedevs

Very!

Awwwwwww paw action

CAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!
#inzoi #gamescom

My school is rolling out AI reading programs. It uses the children’s voices as they read to train the AI.

I asked if parents can opt out of this company using their children’s unpaid voices for their for-profit product. Nobody had an answer.

Push back. Don’t let children give more free data to AI.

A LEGO gamer toilet, and lego toilet roll

Gamescom surprises you every year. Like with the LEGO gamer toilet

"Taking a dump" is perhaps the most unfortunate yet accurate technical term in #Storage

Friends at #Gamescom - if we’ve got a meeting but your train is delayed - it’s ok! 💖 Just text me so that I would know.

Trains are a nightmare at the moment, thanks to “repairs” and other 💩, and I know it gets on the nerve of many people. Especially if it’s someone’s first time here.

Let’s hang out! 💖 Who’s around this year?

I might not be my usual self for obvious reasons, but… the quality of sick community suggestions for your game, spiced with cat & fart puns should still be decent. ✨

#indiedevs #gamescom

by age 30 you should have:

* strong opinions about birds
* 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus
* sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again
* a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading
* parasocial friendships with other people's pets

Sorry for the delayed responses. I’m currently 100% crushed with all the rejections and 0 job prospects, plus the politicians talking about canceling the support for Ukrainians.
Like, I WANT to work, but companies don’t want me.

Thank you! I did play around with C# and tried some Unreal too (but nothing significant, of course), now doing some iOS(Swift) stuff as a hobby… but with all the AI talk and no junior positions I’m so damn lost

North America nebula in H-Alpha through a night vision device, captured from the city ✨

When I finally get weirded out and look that way, points at his tattoo. 🙄

Are so many dudes really THAT stupid to understand bothering a stranger isn’t ok? One that visibly doesn’t want to be disturbed.

I’m glad I’m now sneezing and sniffing like crazy. If he comes too close…fly, boogers, fly!

Lilac-colored headphones on dark green hair - very visible ✅
Loud music - audible (a bit)✅
Laptop in front of me, focused face (I’m writing code)✅
A dude on the train waves his arms like a fuckin monkey to get my attention.

I know the feeling! Like, they check but don’t say anything, and sometimes I’m wondering - what exactly are they thinking?