V for Velveeta

i love my salem girl

it’s upsetting how relatable this is. shit pops up like 5 seconds after everything else has already loaded

if old mcdonald had a farm and was really horny

when i go blind the first thing i’m doin is shrooms

I FUCKING LOVE FALLL

more mr nice guy 😀

he who smelt the evil hath dealt the evil

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i thought the FYI said IMO and i was like girl what has blue sky done to you

fighting for your life in the work bathroom is the worst vibe

no but you’ve certainly piqued my interest

normalize being this ashamed of your big goofy ass antenna

good man. just wait till you master the art of making youtube poops in real time by briefly unmuting

you should have yelled at them to move

gotta label squidwards house too

ralph nader ginsburg

you take cash app?

a bigger what???? open the bag

imagine all the upland wheat ale you could traffic

poor guy still waiting on those glasses

wake up

pov you just opened a can (they don’t know it’s whoopass)

commute was brutal this morning

fuck it
wisconsin pop tart

lmao how many mg produced this

mcdonald’s oatmeal……..

streisand effect

A traffic sign that used to read "SPEED BUMP", but the letters have been removed to read "PEED BUM"

yes sir yes sir! i know that's right

hopped on the computer to play gta v & ended up playing 2 hours of this bullshit