Æthelred the UnPreddy

there he is... my beautiful boy,,,,

when a northsider says something so southsidephobic you gotta hit them with that Comiskey Park Stare

I saw that Lindsey is releasing a new one this year 🚨🚨🚨

GRADE A ALBUM ALERT

i've been rationalizing an Omnium purchase as a coffee table replacement lately

I adore this

Finally--what I've been looking for to aid me in my home search: an aerial drone photo of the property from 500 feet away

Shit or get off the pot amirite fellas

My beautiful incredible wife who is so gorgeous very Hot!!! And also pretty standing in front of Lake Michigan

Have you guys seen my wife before. Check this out

A photo of Lake Michigan viewed from Fullerton Ave. The horizon between the water and the sky is unclear and merges. There is a hazy blue sky with some thin cloud cover.

Lake forever problems for now

Once when I was in high school I was visiting the Indianapolis Zoo where I witness a lion spray a mother and daughter that were observing the exhibit. Was like a firehose

Men over the age of 23 who use Snapchat should be automatically added to the sex offender registry

This shit is stuck in my head like glue. I keep walking around and just thinking "dix-neuf hue hue hue"

Hey man can you hold onto Dix-Neuf for me

nominative determinism ass

I think I've said it before but it actually pisses me off that Ridge Ave is on a ridge. I'll be biking and like "man why does this feel so unusually hard am i going up a hill or something" and then there it is, the foretold fuckass ridge

(absolute chump voice) finally I think I can swap out the winter studs for the summer slicks

Whoever buys me the most beer

I've dented three wheels bunnyhopping pavement joints now so I get it lmao I gotta cut that bad habit out

too hot outside

I used to make a habit of camping on Mt LeConte and Mt Kephart every Memorial Day weekend and then trying a new site in the park around fall peak but since moving up here the Smokies are just too far away to deal with the travel. But I do miss it

need this so bad

Resultingly, all pop spends eternity in purgatory after consumption. St Michael the Archangel is raising awareness of the strain to the heavenly body's waste facilities, urging mortals to manage refuse locally.

DID YOU KNOW: Diet Sodas are zero-calorie due to a special sweetener used in the manufacturing process that prevents the beverage from being ensouled.

Thank you! That was my hunch

it was my first time on Indian Boundary Park today--any of you far Northside realheads know what the hell that octagonal cage in the northwest corner by the community garden and tennis course is/was for? could not figure out for the life of me

third straight week of this for no real reason as far as I can tell

My COCO Delivery Robots (3R, 2R, 2R, 6R, 9R, 1R) have unionized. I don't really know how this happened

underdress for success

if you underdress for the weather it merely encourages you to move faster to generate more body heat. if you think about it