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Software developer, vague concept, out-of-focus figure in background of photos. Welsh. Retro game enjoyer. Bad at fighting games. My brain makes that grinding sound that the Dreamcast makes when it's thinking.

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I painted ur dog

27.10.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10244    πŸ” 3488    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 12
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Someone port PSO to the Switch.

04.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

There have been some neat Assassin's Creed games over the years, but I definitely stopped caring about them in any kind of deeper way as soon as they wrote Desmond Miles out of the franchise. They were onto something and then they just sorta tossed it all in the trash.

17.09.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 447    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 4
An airport banner with an image of a folding laptop paralleled to a hot dog that reads "feeding fans faster with AI"

An airport banner with an image of a folding laptop paralleled to a hot dog that reads "feeding fans faster with AI"

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

11.09.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5497    πŸ” 913    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 107
Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man reassures two grieving parents "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino." Behind him is a poster that says "ask about our "Homer in the Bushes" Coffin!" displaying a graphic of the famed Simpsons meme.

Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man reassures two grieving parents "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino." Behind him is a poster that says "ask about our "Homer in the Bushes" Coffin!" displaying a graphic of the famed Simpsons meme.

08.09.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9537    πŸ” 1458    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 53
A twitter post explaining how you can β€œsave PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.

A twitter post explaining how you can β€œsave PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.

Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system

28.07.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4882    πŸ” 1466    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 317
Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

28.07.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12571    πŸ” 2372    πŸ’¬ 287    πŸ“Œ 264
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

20.07.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 25429    πŸ” 5645    πŸ’¬ 413    πŸ“Œ 933
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me, controlling DK underground

18.07.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(beepbeepboop) Sam, it's me. Stuffed Crustman.

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Hideo Kojima tweet. A photo of two big sausages on a plate and the text: β€˜Sausage after the rain.’

Hideo Kojima tweet. A photo of two big sausages on a plate and the text: β€˜Sausage after the rain.’

All those moments will be lost in time like

07.06.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3888    πŸ” 634    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 22

holy shit it's real

29.05.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3296    πŸ” 1458    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Thirty-three days ago, we released Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

Since then, we’ve sold 3.3 million copies.

Seriously. As of today.
We couldn’t make that up.

Another entry on the long list of surreal moments that your support has made real.

Thank you ALL.

27.05.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8062    πŸ” 1936    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 229
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People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like β€œyou have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and β€œdon’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

10.04.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11189    πŸ” 3483    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 81

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

08.04.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 20134    πŸ” 4933    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 57

OH MY GOD MY DAUGHTER GOT AN M BISON TO RAGEQUIT

05.04.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 421    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1
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You

27.03.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12560    πŸ” 2642    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 45
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Perhaps the Gamers are alright

20.03.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 23283    πŸ” 6261    πŸ’¬ 436    πŸ“Œ 1403

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

20.03.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11173    πŸ” 2186    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 97
absyyynth

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i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7

absyyynth

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nefariousbastardgirl

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it was luigi mangione. i'm not kidding looking up his Ul bug fixes in civ 6



Newsweek

https://www.newsweek.com

Luigi Mangione Job Resume Reveals Video Game Work on 'Civilization VI'

Dec 12, 2024 - Per Mangione's Linkedin, while at Civ VI Mangione "fixed over 300 UI bugs (25% of Ul bug count) using Lua language, Jira software, and Perforce

what the fuck

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absyyynth Follow 3h ago i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7 absyyynth 3h ago nefariousbastardgirl 3m ago it was luigi mangione. i'm not kidding looking up his Ul bug fixes in civ 6 Newsweek https://www.newsweek.com Luigi Mangione Job Resume Reveals Video Game Work on 'Civilization VI' Dec 12, 2024 - Per Mangione's Linkedin, while at Civ VI Mangione "fixed over 300 UI bugs (25% of Ul bug count) using Lua language, Jira software, and Perforce what the fuck 8,058 notes

The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it

20.03.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 14790    πŸ” 3899    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 308
An AI made sign in a gas station bathroom that reads "CKeep the tolet toile. Clan don't clog the t oillets". Corrections have been written on it with pen by an employee.

An AI made sign in a gas station bathroom that reads "CKeep the tolet toile. Clan don't clog the t oillets". Corrections have been written on it with pen by an employee.

Just remembered this incredible AI made sign in a gas station bathroom that some employee then corrected by hand

27.01.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 8

I've still got a sealed copy of this that came with my PS3. Has be worth one, maybe two bucks by now

10.03.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think the internet was a mistake, I think bandwidth was. text is fine, images, some small audio files. but video? I think video is where it all went wrong

11.02.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1723    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 22

Incredible image alert

10.02.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2051    πŸ” 892    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 14

we wouldn't need "fast travel" if our game studios invested in accessible and affordable public transport infrastructure. skyrim should have a tram network. assassin's creed should have several regular bus routes. give ghost of tsushima a metro

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