Andrea Serrano 🐺🧹

Time with a personal stylist/shopper.

Hulk Hogan died.

Anyway, what did you bring for lunch today? I’m having leftover spaghetti.

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It’s one thing to get along well with colleagues; but it’s true friendship when you have a small group chat and share the mundane things, the gossipy things and tv along with work stuff. One minute you’re chatting about politics and the next, you’re arguing whether you’re team Dean or team Jess.

Yeah

Three songs I absolutely hate:
1. All star by Smash Mouth. It’s an epic ear worm of mine and it’s maddening.
2. Sweet Home Alabama. It’s like nails on a chalkboard when I hear the opening chords.
3. Waterfalls by TLC. I don’t care for message songs and this one is the worst.

But you know what guys? Chuck Schumer renamed the bill. So it’s all good.

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The Bear is a love story, full stop. Most folks miss that because they want to 'ship this pair or that pair, but that isn't the love story (and it isn't love of food either). The love story culminates in the finale and wow this season knocked it out of the park. Highly highly recommend. #IYKYK

12 million+ off their healthcare

Rural hospitals closing

Kids going hungry

More ICE chaos in our neighborhoods

The largest transfer of wealth from everyday people to the ultra-rich in history

This is that big ugly, ugly bill. It may pass

CALL CONGRESS, SAY NO: 888-924-6518

Yep. She’s a coward.

I will never EVER forget how some Dems cheered for Murkowski when she voted to save the ACA (along with Susan Collins and John McCain). The bar is in hell and we give out gold stars for doing the least.

the way that jd vance casually and effortlessly lies and slanders people is genuinely disgusting and makes a total mockery of his so-called "faith"

The results this week didn't get released until after the evening news, but it is officially official.

#AlexforAbq is on the ballot for #Albuquerque mayor thanks to all the volunteers powering our grassroots campaign.

Uballez qualifies for mayoral race, says public financing ‘isn’t working’ Former US Attorney Alex Uballez announced Friday at a press conference in Barelas that he has qualified to be on the ballot for Albuquerque mayor and that his campaign will be privately financed. Uballez said he has collected enough signatures to appear on the ballot in November and thanked volunteers for the support he has received, which allowed him to meet the signature deadline three weeks ahead of schedule.

Uballez qualifies for mayoral race, says public financing ‘isn’t working’

Former US Attorney Alex Uballez announced Friday at a press conference in Barelas that he has qualified to be on the ballot for Albuquerque mayor and that his campaign will be privately financed. Uballez said he has…

4-year-old Bakersfield girl facing deportation could die within days of losing medical care In 2023, a Mexican girl, 4, was allowed U.S. entry for lifesaving medical care. She and her parents, who live in Bakersfield, have been told they must leave.

Little girl with small bowel syndrome was *allowed* into the U.S. for life-saving medical care. Now they’re kicking her out, and without care she’ll die. A death sentence.

Bookmark for those online discussions about us being a Christian nation.

Seems pretty clear that Cory Booker’s 25-hour “filibuster” which didn’t actually stop or delay GOP priorities was just a branding opportunity to sell a book.

Albuquerque showed an OUTPOURING of support for the #AlexforAbq campaign this weekend & now we're 600 signers away from reaching our goal to officially get Alex Uballez on the ballot for Mayor.

Take two minutes to ask a friend to sign the petition at alexforalbuquerque.com

The people of #Abq want change. It's time.

Alex For Albuquerque

I agree! Have you signed the petition and donated $5 for Alex to qualify for public financing?

alexforalbuquerque.com

Albuquerque, I’m Alex Uballez. We’re putting choice on the ballot. #railyardsmarketabq #alexforabq #abq TikTok video by alexforabq

Have you met Albuquerque mayoral candidate Alex Uballez yet? #AlexforABQ

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP86v2DMe/

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trump, to Walmart: EAT THE TARIFFS.

The rest of us: you first, weirdo.

In the year of our Lord 2025 and y’all are still asking why an abused woman didn’t just up and leave the man abusing her, as if it were just that simple.

The only thing that’s simple are those of you who don’t get it.

Democrats to Introduce Bill to Block Trump's Attack on Birthright Citizenship Rep. Delia Ramirez told The Intercept she will introduce legislation to stop Trump from restricting birthright citizenship.

Had a powerful conversation with The Intercept, about the unconstitutional, hate-fueled attacks from Trump targeting our immigrant communities and birthright citizenship. I am introducing the Birthright Citizenship bill—to defend immigrant families and affirm our constitutional rights.

The bacteria from Rock Creek has a chance to do the funniest thing of all time.

Today and every day… THE CRUELTY IS THE FUCKING POINT.

Every other airport: pre-check line this way ↗️

Denver: go up this escalator, down this other escalator, answer the troll’s 3 questions, walk briskly through Narnia, ride a unicorn in a circle. Take this other escalator up then down at the same time. When you arrive, have your ID ready.

So that's what Big Balls did with the terabytes of data he stole from the National Labor Relations Board a few weeks ago.

Time elapsed video of Albuquerque #MayDay March. About 3,000 folks! When worker rights are under attack, what do we do? Stand up, fight back! #May1

I was there!

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Nick Miller’s reaction to meeting Prince on New Girl is perfection. This show is a truly underrated gem.

....lower equity awards.... hahahahaha