@tallalt89.bsky.social
🔞 Giant. Nerd. Sci-Fi addict. Gaymer. Top/verse. 📍 NYC
I got one for much cheaper 😏
10.12.2025 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Relentlessly
10.12.2025 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh fuck 🥵🥵🥵
10.12.2025 19:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I pulled the trigger on an Amazon Paperwhite... So yes, I will be reading Heated Rivalry on the cruise... Could be a dangerous combo... Sharing a room with a friend and making myself incredibly horny but 🤷♂️
10.12.2025 18:50 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I never do store bought! Homemade has more love 🙂↕️
10.12.2025 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or cursive using cum!
10.12.2025 17:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tune in for our special report at 11, meantime, here's Jeff with this week's winning cream pie recipe!
10.12.2025 16:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don't use words, use dick pics instead.
10.12.2025 16:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ugh I'm sorry
Always know I'm here to buttress you from across the continent
Naked selfie
We rearranged the living room. That's why I'm posting this picture
10.12.2025 01:41 — 👍 118 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0This should be a statue!
10.12.2025 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time I listen to Diet Pepsi I'm *CONVINCED* the lyrics are "My lips reflect off His Costco chain"
10.12.2025 01:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's all the time I got... Breed then bounce to work
09.12.2025 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't make me sing
09.12.2025 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Should be illegal!!
09.12.2025 20:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hahaha I've never this saying but love it
09.12.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Not me getting called into work when I'm literally 😡😫😮💨
09.12.2025 19:29 — 👍 379 🔁 18 💬 7 📌 0
Well, cant say I didn't try
09.12.2025 19:19 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kiss to start
09.12.2025 16:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Paycheck to paycheck is mostly the correct part 🫠
09.12.2025 16:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I hope so! And honestly, the 2pm sale time is gonna throw my day in chaos. Why not 10am?!
09.12.2025 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The appa saga was such a roller coaster. Especially if someone has animals! Understandable
09.12.2025 06:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Which episode?
09.12.2025 06:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I couldn't agree more 🥵🥵🥵
09.12.2025 05:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sameeee
09.12.2025 03:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Party 4 u" playing at Dunkin Donuts?!
I mean, it *is* in Bushwick so I shouldn't be surprised.
And to think all the times I tried to get a boy pregnant 🤦♂️
08.12.2025 19:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was today's years old when I realized/learned Clearblue is a brand of pregnancy tests... Which certainly makes the lyrics of the song by Lorde connect better to the title...
I'm gay and dumb. That's all.
