Matt Krotzer, The Letterer Supreme

Martin: As we stand with these brave patriots—and they are patriots—these Texas House members…

Unlike this orange-faced bozo—who calls himself a patriot while shredding the Constitution and trampling on voting rights. Let’s call it out for what it is: it’s bullshit.

I don’t know why anyone is surprised by this. The most famous off-cycle redistricting was the Texas GOP in 2003.

Dems left the state to prevent a quorum then, too.

The GOP always uses the “rules for thee but not for me” playbook.

The FBI released its Uniform Crime Report *today* showing that all categories of violent crime are down in Washington DC, returning to pre-2020 levels.

We could have had cancer vaccines, and instead the United States will contribute nothing whatsoever to mRNA research, condemning millions of people worldwide to unnecessary illness and death

Look, we’re not gonna be able to rebuild this capability in the next democratic admin, this is basically a generational problem to fix now. But, ruining the lives of the people who did this, and everybody who hung onto it to be close to power?

Revenge is very much something that we can do.

I believe one of the new mRNA vaccines was expected to treat colon cancer, and another had the potential to keep pancreatic cancer from recurring. That’s what they’re taking away.

BREAKING NEWS: a government watchdog confirmed the Trump administration is breaking the law by blocking NIH funds.
 
How many kids with cancer or grandmas with Alzheimer’s have to get closer to death while crucial research is stalled? 

Trump must end this illegal funding freeze.

MAGA Megaphones screamed “deep state” for years, now Trump’s DOJ quietly interviews Maxwell behind closed doors, run by his own lawyer, and they’re fine with it?

He moved this monster to a cushy prison camp.

Where’s your outrage, MAGA? Crickets. THIS is your deep state.

Dems should fight on every front.

If Texas steals 5 seats, Dem states should redistrict 30 GOP members out of their districts.

We should insist DOJ release the entire Epstein File.

Not only shouldn't we bring knives to a gun fight, if they bring pistols, we should bring machine guns.

Finally, a united nation.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 : REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?" TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

popular anti-fascism as taxpayer revolt...might have some legs

this may literally be the one subject on the planet on which everyone is aligned in this way

I’m not sure you could get these poll numbers with “the sky is blue” or “two plus two equals four”

I hope they're fucking scared of how much cheering is happening in the surround sound here

I already re posted this but I'm gonna do it again because we keep bringing plastic spoons to a knife fight and I am so fucking tired of the people who believe in justice & shit being bullied by bullies.

Fight dirty & win, Dems. But win or lose us all.

Incredible irony

www.texastribune.org/2022/09/26/t...

🧵Expediting and guaranteeing her appeal is seen by the Supreme Court.

That's the real deal Blanche made with Ghislaine Maxwell.

The transfer to Texas was just an added perk.

Move her to a comfortable place while it all plays out.

This is why....

A parody of a jeans ad showing the mutated guy from "The Fly" and the text: "American Eagle Seth Brundle has fly jeans"

Good morning this is all I have to contribute to the discourse

elizabeth warren constantly trolling cnbc with her appearances gives me life. its a hostile booking i endorse.

We think of the White House as a big mansion, but the point is it's not a palace. It's a house. It's modest, one of the smallest residences for a head of state. The east and west wings are deliberately minimal and unobtrusive. It's not Versailles or Buckingham. It symbolizes civic republicanism.

He doesn’t want to “reduce chronic illnesses,” he wants to reduce people with chronic illnesses

Krypto’s not his pet, but his best friend.

Has a single reporter asked Trump what specific drug he's cut prices for by "1,500 percent?"

"Which drugs specifically have had their prices cut by thousands of percent, Mr. President?"

the voting rights act is, in its entirety, obviously constitutional under the 15th amendment, which gives congress broad and proactive authority to stop racial discrimination in voting. and you know it is obviously constitutional because roberts has had to invent entire new doctrines to gut it.

An animal crossing villager with a purple ponytail, round purple glasses, and a purple snoopy custom design sweater, waving as they stand in front of a large medieval manuscript design. The text block in the center of both folios has text with a pink and blue capital T reading "Trans rights" with smaller illegible text and a decorated trans flag below it

adding to my animal crossing manuscripts

That the modern manosphere is heavily shaped by now divorced Gen X/Xennial guys angry specifically because it became socially unacceptable to behave how they did in the 90's without consequence should be example enough regarding what the culture was actually like back then.

We got one of those for our wedding as well, and also needed to rehome it. Luckily my brother in law’s girlfriend is a baker, and was happy to have another mixer.

just rewatched the darlene mcbride “take back america” sketch from #madtv. mind you, this was 1997.

it’s nearly 30 years later and the jokes don’t need updating—same racism, same cheap flag-waving, same performative moral panic wrapped in rhinestones. only now, the parody is the reality…

Hadn’t heard “freaked my bean” as a thing before, so my brain instantly went to “flicked my bean” and this took me on a far stranger course. 🤣