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Randall Stevens

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Somewhere in the closet, somewhere around Vancouver He/him...for now

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A four-door sedan itasha with Hatsune Miku decals on the driver's side. The main decal spells her name "Hatsume," unfortunately.

A four-door sedan itasha with Hatsune Miku decals on the driver's side. The main decal spells her name "Hatsume," unfortunately.

Cool car. It'd be even cooler if you spelled her name right.

02.11.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will say, having never watched baseball until today, it's kinda creepy how the Blue Jays are owned by Rogers, play in the Rogers Centre, are televised on Sportsnet, owned by Rogers, and the station regularly promotes Rogers.

02.11.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You were perfect, and now you're perfecter

31.10.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sounds hella gay, but I remember going to the pool for school, and when I saw other boys naked in the changing room, I thought it was strange that they had really flat butts compared to mine. I guess it's cool having a nice ass without needing to do squats.

31.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently women like to check out men's butts, which is honestly news to me. I feel guilty, knowing that women wear much tighter pants with much higher frequency. I'm so delusional I'm now unironically contemplating showing out my ass as a public service.

31.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Certainly not the worst behaved trick or treater I've seen

30.10.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Halloween came early for me

29.10.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Portal 1 spoilers) Chell was probably the only test subject to survive to the end. Maybe the incinerator was to test if the subject feared death at all. It seems strangely plausible that a test subject would survive the tests, not out of a desire to live, but out of a compulsion to solve puzzles.

28.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was obsessed with Portal like 15 years ago, but I never once asked what Aperture Science was even testing for. I thought the puzzles themselves were the science, when it's actually a test of a subject's problem solving skills when their life is endangered.

28.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I walked into a Japanese bathroom and the toilet lid automatically rose like a Transformer? Or the public toilets that make sounds to hide your embarrassment? Like yeah, those Japanese toilets do knock my gaijin socks off.

28.10.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of my eye surrounded by eyeshadow. The main color on my eyelid and lower lash line is violet, but a band of turquoise in the center cuts through. A haphazard smattering of purple occupies the outer parts of my eye.

A photo of my eye surrounded by eyeshadow. The main color on my eyelid and lower lash line is violet, but a band of turquoise in the center cuts through. A haphazard smattering of purple occupies the outer parts of my eye.

My eye surrounded by eyeshadow, but for some reason, it's much more shimmery than the first photo. It could be because I'm under a brighter light, or because I exercised and the sweat "activated" the eyeshadow.

My eye surrounded by eyeshadow, but for some reason, it's much more shimmery than the first photo. It could be because I'm under a brighter light, or because I exercised and the sweat "activated" the eyeshadow.

A faded hydrangea. Its petals are faintly blue and purple.

A faded hydrangea. Its petals are faintly blue and purple.

Idiot with no mind's eye attempts eyeshadow, part two of ??
Second pic is after mascara, plus the sweat from doing cardio invigorated the colors? I want to lie and say the faded hydrangea was the color inspo, but no, I incidentally saw it after doing the eyeshadow.

27.10.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mcat Bootleg Remaster Pack V1.1

The 1.1 update is now out, featuring improved versions of the original songs, plus four new remasters:
Arion - Elements of Sanity
Noisestorm - Backlash
Noisestorm - Let It Roar
Noisestorm - Renegade
www.mediafire.com/file/o1dfqv7...

24.10.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sonance vocals and co-prod @thatcherblackwood cover art https://linktr.ee/PHASEDSUN art assets https://twitter.com/Trinitotsw video (bg stills) https://temberl.in Know you barely meant it, pulling through th

Maybe they're not as bad as I thought. But this is the dubstep song I've listened to the most lately and it's deep fried as fuck in comparison.

24.10.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gotta stop releasing these remastered songs only to make them better the next day. Your ears get tunnel vision and you miss things, you know?

23.10.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're an entomologist?

22.10.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That time I ditched a final exam in college to go walk around a park. I still don't regret itใƒผthat was actually one of the best days of my life.

22.10.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No I don't watch Critical Role or know anything about DnD lol. I can't say too much, but the company I work for does work for the Critical Role company, so I know a little about them. Enough for the cast to invade my dreams anyway.

22.10.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That does sound tough cause those higher level courses are hard enough on their own. Sucks having to choose between burnout and going slow and forgetting what you learned. Fingers crossed that you can get some easier courses in there!

21.10.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give peanuts to crows

21.10.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it difficult? I think I saw you posted a pic a while back of some diodes or something, and that was already beyond my feeble mind's understanding.

21.10.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi, my name is Raj Singh and I'm looking to get my Indian status card

21.10.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dreamt that I got interviewed to join the Critical Role cast, but I said too many offensive words and didn't get the job. The best part is how Taliesin didn't even look at me; he just held up two fingers from across the table, and I knew three strikes and I'm out.

21.10.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah idk how they would tie that specific peanut to me. Or maybe I just love killing kids in indirect ways, like an oil company shareholder.

21.10.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I'll have to do these forensic backflips in court, like the peanut that gave a kid an allergic reaction isn't even the same brand, and you can tell from the shell thickness. What judge would even humor this shit?

20.10.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a neighbour that was like, you're gonna kill a kid with a peanut allergy. I dismissed him as a bored suburban boomer, but maybe this peccadillo will get me sued. What would you do?

20.10.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wtf they have Book Off in California? That's breaking ass news.

20.10.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo that thing is clean. I'm deathly afraid of breaking my iPod and not being able to replace it, but maybe there is life after iPod death.

20.10.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My remasters of early Monstercat songs, featuring:
Arion - The BASSEX
Hellberg - Stockholm
Stephen Walking - Top of the World
Tristam - Party for the Living
DotEXE - Kill It With Fire
Tristam & Rogue - Pushed Away
www.mediafire.com/file/2shf12u...

19.10.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One year ago today, we had that crazy rainstorm in Vancouver. I know it was deleterious to the salmon population, but there was something enchanting about seeing them swim in the streets.

Video by CmdrThunderpunch on Reddit

19.10.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, I realize I'm totally addicted to nostalgia. I only consume what I've already consumed, like a rabbit eating its own excrement. At least the rabbit has a purpose for it.

18.10.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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