Megan Parise Schmidt

Megan Parise Schmidt

@veganmathbeagle.bsky.social

Mathematician, beagle enthusiast, sober educators, instructional coach. #MTBoS

272 Followers 196 Following 40 Posts Joined May 2024
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Today's version of Weird Shit They Put in Math Textbooks

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1 month ago

Hi friends. I wanted to offer some empathy/solidarity fwiw. In 2020, my father-in-law passed away from a tragic one-person bike accident. Since then, my mother-in-law's dementia has progressed rapidly. Describing it as concentrated parts of her essence helps us to understand and humanize. TY ❤️

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10 months ago

"For best results, weigh dry ingredients with a kitchen scale"
Me: oh, fuck off.

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1 year ago

100% accurate.

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1 year ago

Ok so I've been thinking about math assessment where instead of specific questions, it's a conversation with AI where the kid can get in the moment feedback. Does something like this exist? @ddmeyer.bsky.social

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1 year ago

Your phone can tell you the temperature of your living room, which lights are on, who's at your front door, what's in your fridge, and when the washing machine is done.
But for some reason, we still want kids to graph shit by hand.

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1 year ago
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Her job is to remove homeless people from SF's parks. Her methods are extraordinary Instead of forcing people out of Golden Gate Park, ranger Amanda Barrows helps them find housing.

Fascinating profile of a park ranger in San Francisco who works with unhoused residents and has adopted the novel tactic of treating them like human beings, building relationships, and helping them access resources on their own timeline.

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1 year ago

I can get an *actual* signature in Duluth, right?

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1 year ago

NOUGAT FOR LYFE

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1 year ago
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I made a rat.

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1 year ago

Dude, that donkey scene though...scariest cartoon scene ever

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1 year ago
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I noticed today that all of the US coins on Polypad are facing backwards. There is no way to turn them around that I could find. This feels like a purposeful decision, and I'm super curious about it. #mtbos #iteachmath

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1 year ago
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Burt are 2 noses and one eyeball before anyone knew.

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1 year ago

I do like to crochet. Check out Figuring Fibers.

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1 year ago

Is a circle an angle with no terminal side? #mtbos

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1 year ago

"Trigonometry is useful because math and science!"

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1 year ago
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Ok here's a picture of my dogs to make up for the last 2 awful, eye-piercing photos.

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1 year ago
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And then I found this slide about where trigonometry is used and now I hate everything.

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1 year ago
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Here's what you get when you Google "real life applications trigonometry pictures."
It's such a mystery why kids don't believe us when we say math is useful.

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1 year ago

Can I just list my 20 books all in a row or do I really have to tweet them one per day?

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1 year ago

S: Maybe we should get Grandpa a replica Panthers Stanley cup for $200.
M: that's more expensive than like an actual Stanley cup.
Me: 😐

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1 year ago

"I'm totally motivated to do math now that you told me it might useful to solve unrelated, irrelevant problems in my undefined future."

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1 year ago

Omg. OMG

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1 year ago

Wait, you? Or the cat?

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1 year ago

*tap tap
Ambitious, equitable mathematics instruction across the board will make standardized test scores irrelevant.

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1 year ago

I opened my account to Rage tweet at Cher. It was a weird time in my life, now that I think about it.

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1 year ago

Do those followers count if they are no longer ON Twitter?

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1 year ago
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Is that an Aussie or a border Collie? This is Burt and yea, that smile never fucking quits

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1 year ago

My favorite part of this is that you were so all in that you switched greens at the end in the middle of a word. 11/10

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1 year ago
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You know how you put stuff away for a while and you forget it exists? Here's a whole bag of crochet animal body parts.

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