@craigstevenwoods.bsky.social
In my heart I am an actor, singer, and man about town. Unfortunately my heart is not a good agent. I think will give my spleen a try next.
His prison name is gonna be Dumbo...
31.10.2025 13:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess it just goes to show you don't need a soul to find your soulmate.
31.10.2025 04:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0His prison nickname is gonna be Dumbo....
31.10.2025 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Owns....OWNS!!"
20.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Checking to see what Emily Post has to say about this.....yeah....I got nuthin'.
16.10.2025 07:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My favorite moment of his is when he gave that kid his jersey for a Coke. The music was nice too.
10.10.2025 13:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know why but the headline makes me think of the Cole Porter lyric...
🎵Have you heard Professor Munch Ate his wife and divorced his lunch?🎵
30.08.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wait, you mean that ISN'T you? I'm confused.
28.08.2025 13:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Future tests will undoubtedly prove that he is 78.3% Stucco.
24.08.2025 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the Red Vines/Twizzlers thing all over again isn't it Josh?
15.08.2025 06:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Retail fold?
14.08.2025 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not for nothin' but....do we really need like 15 versions of the Jardiance song?
14.08.2025 05:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New Name: The Mrs. Beasley Mysteries....
13.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And he would have gotten away with it too....blah blah blah....meddling kids.
12.08.2025 13:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This guy needs to be the poster child!
09.08.2025 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn't know you were allowed to sell Amway products in a federal building...go figure.
26.07.2025 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#OriginStory
19.07.2025 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Brigadoon...?
07.07.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What would happen if this abomination of a bill were to pass and then the people of this country were to refuse to pay their taxes en masse? Asking for 340.1 million friends...
30.06.2025 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well at least it's not some outrageous price like $700.00!
23.06.2025 13:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chocolate Malted, shaken not stirred...
09.06.2025 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who needs an OCCASIONAL table!? It's either a table or it's NOT a table!!
03.06.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Waste not want not...
In her defense....no one complained...
Do you know who I am....?
31.05.2025 00:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh SHOWTUNES!!....Now do "Tomorrow Belongs To Me" !
21.05.2025 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I was studying at The Second City
(in Santa Monica at the Mayfair Theater) during a private party I saw someone at the door and went to let them in.
It was George Wendt.
As I opened the door can you guess what I said?
Yup...bet he hadn't heard THAT before!🙄
#RIPGeorgeWendt
16.05.2025 13:42 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
