Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️

Ridiculous EE advert for the new iPhone. Whoever the voice actors are...pssssh.

"Yeah, it's got an eight ex zoom!!"

Fucking cretins.

I'm very jealous, I was only there for a year or so...

I hear you, not being able to go outside because it's blowing a hoolie or chucking it down is hugely frustrating, even more so if you're more comfortable outdoors.

All bleep ups look like this 👍

Pōmārie 👋🏼 I was in Wellington for a while, years back. I remember the wind!!! Hawke's Bay is lovely...

#CurrentView
#BlackAndWhite
#Photography

J'aime ca 👌🏼

4 seasons in a day, if I remember it...

Shite Rider.

Elbows, but yes...

👀

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

This lad speaks the gospel truth and I'm not arguing with him.

A friend has been working at the party conferences this year, and mentioned that the Labour staff were looking after him, offering him food and drink all day, and just...nice.

He's also had to work with Conservatives. They offered nothing and were unpleasant from start to finish.

I'm shocked...

At some point, these random accounts from Ghana will get bored of being blocked the instant they follow me...

Shove 28 eggs up your arse!!!

saw your boyfriend vaping, puffing on his little space oboe

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

YouTube video by Louis Barfe How - Fred Dinenage's 3ft long egg

Gala Pie making on #gbbo, so what more excuse do you need to see Fred Dinenage explain how to make a 3ft long egg. (With thanks to @cheeseford.bsky.social for putting on the Youtube) #BakeOff

m.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Ng...

Unusually, I like the tweaked version more than the original...lovely shot, dude 👌🏼

Happy "Tron Ares is getting a proper critical shoeing" Day to all that celebrate.

I saw 4 buses on Monday morning, near the station. 3 of them sporting Tron posters. The Lizzie line is littered with them.

No ta.

An Amazon listing for some "UV Ghost Blood" with the following 1 star review: "Just looked like I had jizz all over my face." It then goes on to reiterate this point, while also giving us a little more information: "Absolute rubbish, does not glow. Just looked like I had jizz all over my face." In the seller's defence, it does glow, but you need to be in proximity to a blacklight for it to work as intended. Still looks like jizz, though.

Went looking for UV makeup, on this day in 2017, and stumbled on a very informative 1⭐ review.

Grand Theft Frogger

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

Ha!!! Brilliant, thanks for that - I'll sleep extra well tonight!!!

Never knew that in all seriousness, so thanks for the info...

I haven't, what's it about - if that's not a stupid question...?

This is Tillbags. She's known to be ferocious, to bite, to claw, and be generally aggressive with everything and everyone.

I last saw her properly in 2014/2015.

Walked in, she sniffed me, had a quick fuss, then jumped up onto my lap and curled up next to me 🥰

Tbh, if it gets to that point, I don't think it'll matter what we put in them... 😬

Blimey. Glow sticks, thermal blanket, maps, rope, water purification tablets, iodine, a whistle, I mean, it's a long list tbh. Oh and chocolate, obvs 😂