Get Set Willy ✌🏽

Get Set Willy ✌🏽

@dairycontrary.bsky.social

I was once a Man. Thanks to an eclair and a moustache, I am now a legend. Englishman, gentleman, married. Maker, baker, geek. Confelicity advocate. ai;dr

1,184 Followers 773 Following 11,866 Posts Joined Jul 2023
5 hours ago

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a man with his arms outstretched is looking up at a flying squirrel ALT: a man with his arms outstretched is looking up at a flying squirrel
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FFS.

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a little boy wearing a black shirt and red pants is sitting in a chair . ALT: a little boy wearing a black shirt and red pants is sitting in a chair .
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Calm down, don't be a Cry Baby about it

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What - no Lorus Quartz!?

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Looks like it might be suitable as a coin purse.

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Feels like a Scott Pilgrim shout 😂

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RTFM.

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5 hours ago

But, FFS.

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5 hours ago

I mean sure, Corvids are smart bit can it start the chainsaw? That's where I'm at.

Crab go stab. STAB. Ouchie.

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5 hours ago

Finally, some good news 👌🏼

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Keine Entschädigung: Flugzeug in Linz gepfändet Eine nicht geleistete Entschädigungszahlung der irischen Billigfluggesellschaft Ryanair an eine Frau hat auf dem Linzer Flughafen nun eine kuriose Konsequenz nach sich gezogen. Ein Exekutor brachte in...

So because #Ryanair in 2024 treated a passenger to a 13-hour delay and €890 in costs for a new flight, and then simply ghosted her, an Austrian court today impounded one of its airplanes at Linz airport. ooe.orf.at/stories/3345...

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Bugguide photo of a "Thief weevil" (Attelabidae: Pterocolus sp) by user Metrioptera. He is a jolly iridescent turquoise and sort of rectangular in shape, with an unusually wide stance.

let's all take a moment to consider the Thief Weevil and his outrageous pantaloons

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Gank.

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7 hours ago

If you're a writing professional who'd rather *not* have random AI-generated articles attributed to you without your knowledge or approval, here's the opt-out email:

expertoptout@superhuman.com

It's insufficient and tacky af, but it's a start. Go ye thereforth, etc. etc. etc.

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MURDER CRABS FOR THE WIN 🙌🏽

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a man wearing a yellow vest and tie with his mouth wide open ALT: a man wearing a yellow vest and tie with his mouth wide open
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Would wear 😎

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The footballs

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This is how I access BluSky

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Isn't it an football?

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9 hours ago
Due to the continuing uncertainty of the situation in the Middle East and airspace instability, we've had to temporarily reduce our flying schedule in the region. We've cancelled all flights to and from Amman, Bahrain, Doha, Dubai and Tel Aviv until later this month and to and from Abu Dhabi until later this year.
Were keeping the situation under constant review and are in touch with our customers to offer them a range of options.
We have limited seats remaining on our repatriation flights from Oman (Muscat) to London Heathrow on 11 and 12 March for customers with an existing booking.
Customers who, in line with FCDO guidance, judge that they can safely make their own way to Muscat, should contact us on +44 203 467 3854 to book onto one of these services. We're in touch with customers who we believe continue to be in the UAE to support them and provide options for travel to the UK. We're asking customers who've made alternative arrangements to let us know.
Information about the evolving situation can be found at ba.com/travelnews. Information about consumer rights can be found at ba.com/helpme
Be alert to potential scams and only rely on official British Airways channels for updates - never click suspicious links or share personal or payment details.

British Airways: We've cancelled all flights to and from Amman, Bahrain, Doha, Dubai and Tel Aviv until later this month and to and from Abu Dhabi until later this year.

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9 hours ago

🎵 Return of the McRib...ah here it is... 🎵

Here's to your pal 👊🏼

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10 hours ago

"Pipe down, you massive ShitLord"

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11 hours ago

FIES MY SOUL !!!

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11 hours ago

They say that if you can make a Woman laugh, you're halfway there.

If you're halfway there and you make a Woman laugh, well, that's another story...

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fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand and says shut up and take my money ALT: fry from futurama is holding a bunch of money in his hand and says shut up and take my money
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Solitary 23/1.

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Long lost George Michael film and live album set for release later this year George Michael: The Faith Tour will receive a global cinema release alongside previously unheard music from his Wham! and solo discographies

Not everything in the world is awful.

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/m...

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