♥️
FFS.
Calm down, don't be a Cry Baby about it
What - no Lorus Quartz!?
Looks like it might be suitable as a coin purse.
Feels like a Scott Pilgrim shout 😂
RTFM.
But, FFS.
I mean sure, Corvids are smart bit can it start the chainsaw? That's where I'm at.
Crab go stab. STAB. Ouchie.
Finally, some good news 👌🏼
So because #Ryanair in 2024 treated a passenger to a 13-hour delay and €890 in costs for a new flight, and then simply ghosted her, an Austrian court today impounded one of its airplanes at Linz airport. ooe.orf.at/stories/3345...
let's all take a moment to consider the Thief Weevil and his outrageous pantaloons
Gank.
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It's insufficient and tacky af, but it's a start. Go ye thereforth, etc. etc. etc.
MURDER CRABS FOR THE WIN 🙌🏽
Would wear 😎
The footballs
This is how I access BluSky
Isn't it an football?
British Airways: We've cancelled all flights to and from Amman, Bahrain, Doha, Dubai and Tel Aviv until later this month and to and from Abu Dhabi until later this year.
🎵 Return of the McRib...ah here it is... 🎵
Here's to your pal 👊🏼
"Pipe down, you massive ShitLord"
FIES MY SOUL !!!
They say that if you can make a Woman laugh, you're halfway there.
If you're halfway there and you make a Woman laugh, well, that's another story...
Solitary 23/1.