𝚌𝚛𝚢-𝚌𝚛𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎

that would be INSANITY

wait is this a santa made of weiners or a santa that only gifts weiners on xmas. either way i'm down

It's called dopa-mine not dopa-ours

who watches the watchmen watching netflix on the job

when he's in the studio recording born in the usa, i thought ok now it's starting to get good, but then nope, back down it goes

gives new meaning to Rollin' With Saget

imagine if they made a dog whose bark was worse than its bite

like it woofs and you just fuckin die?

i am bebe #cats

David Lynch's Waynes World

I didn't see Die Hard until I was 22 and taking a class on Hollywood and masculinity but it has Bonnie Bedelia which is fun to sing to the tune of Karma Chameleon wait what were we talking about

just maybe not this cat #cats

There any of those one horse open sleighs jingling around still? Gonna need one to get around on these snowy roads tomorrow.

Really, this is marvelous! Sound up.

damn i'm missing out on the good stuff. gotta be on it better

I'm going to say it again, leave the shithole usa and fruits and veg taste like you're on a different planet. They are literally killing us

He-Man and the Pronouns of the Universe

What I appreciate most about "Star Trek: The Original Series" is that most episodes feature computers catching on fire.

sour cream implies the existence of jovial cream

she’s a 10, but that’s on a America’s Most Wanted list

i should've taken a pic of the tamales i had today. they were a little sad. maybe not sad enough for bsky tho lol

Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on a box at Speaker’s Corner.

guess i need to make a walmart run

Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. I’ll be passing folded notes in 3rd period study hall.

Tesla rates as the least reliable EV. Look it up

the worst part of waking up is when folgers is in your cup.

one of his best. i mean, how can you not love that hairstyle

“THE COLOR OF MONEY” (1986) dir. Martin Scorsese

Paul Newman, Tom Cruise, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Helen Shaver, John Turturro

🎬 Touchstone Pictures

still punk af i whisper as i apply plastic glue on some non-plastic material

omg how in tf did that get 371 likes. i'm clearly doing something wrong 🤣

my anaconda don’t want nuns

he’s atheist