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From the Gunners community on Reddit: [Stuart James, The Athletic] How long do goalkeepers take to release the ball Explore this post and more from the Gunners community

Brighton's keeper takes almost twice as long to release the ball as David Raya, who releases the ball faster than every keeper in the Premier League except one

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Congratulations to Martin Samuel. He has been sportswashed.

They rely on the simple-minded to place tribalism above morality. To react emotionally and hate Arsenal rather than think rationally to realize laundering human rights abuses and cheating will always be worse than anything Arsenal do.

You should watch Arsenal then, they score more goals than any other side. They also waste less time than most other teams in the league and have fewer yellow cards than any other side and no reds.

I'm not a Starmer fan, but the guy could personally develop a cure for cancer and the vast majority of the media and the other right wing fruitcakes would attack him for not doing it sooner.

Next season’s St. Totteringham’s Day is going to be on the opening day.

Have to give it to Tottenham. With their North London neighbours single handedly ruining football, Spurs are playing a brand of football that is really entertaining everyone.

Important to lead with the headline that Arsenal are the ‘villains of the title race’ and would be ‘unpopular champions’ as they go up against the team charged with 115+ counts of cheating to gain an unfair competitive advantage over the other premier league teams.

I doubt this is the great gotcha that Badenoch and the Telegraph think it is.

Too many set piece antics. Too many set piece goals. Too many corner antics. Too many goals from corners. Too many own goals. Too many delaying tactics. Lap it up. Lap up every single critic’s nonsense, hate & jealousy. Arsenal are eight games from glory. Everything else is just noise

There you go.

Stick that all the way in your hoop Fabian Hurzeler.

All the way in there, you fraud.

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"'Wake me up in June' (Positives Needs & Hopes) [BHA 0-1 ARS]"

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Fabian Hurzeler is the manager the press pretend is arteta. He's spent the entire build up whining, the entire match whining, and the entire post match whining. I feel bad for Brighton fans that they have to put up with his mediocre bullshit.

Hard to stress how epic last night was, as a live experience. People talk of fans “sucking the ball into the goal” on a terrace behind; it felt like we built a wall in front of ours. Not sure I’ve felt an away end so vocal, tribal and together for years.

The thing about siege mentality - it works.

Check out Trev’s report on our trip to the seaside at GHF:

www.goonerholicsforever.com?p=12963

Gabriel Magalhães 👏 👏

#Arsenal #AFC #Gunners #COYG #EPL #PremierLeague #BRIARL

Ok fine I’ll do it

Fuck Brighton. Fuck Fabian Hurzeler. Up the Arsenal. Up The Nottingham Forest.

HUGE NIGHT! ❤️

Starmer might not float everyone's boat but thank God he's Prime Minister not Kemi Badenoch.
Badenoch as PM would be catastrophic for the country. Overwhelming self confidence is irrelevant if you have the judgement of a house brick.
#PMQs

Traitorous gobshite says Starmer is not Churchill. Neither is Putin.
BTW, how did your foreign national girlfriend get £865k in cash to buy a house in Clacton? #UKPolitics

Not insignificant. Johnson was elected in 2000 as among the first Green MLAs. He stood as the Green London mayoral candidate in 2000 & 2004

He was also the Green male principal speaker from 2001-2003, before backing the current leadership model in the Green 2007 internal referendum

Sick of the lies from them so they are blocked. They make up these lies claiming “sources” and people believe it to be true. At least with the Mail, Express etc you know it’s just propaganda for Farage to keep their Brexit. The guardian is abusing the credibility they had with their readers.

Guardian chasing clicks and has lost its principles and readers.

You can’t believe anything in the Guardisn any more

It's no wonder people think the Government is failing and Starmer needs to go, it's relentless. Fact free articles published daily by the media, the Guardian being the worst at the moment.

It's lazy journalism for lazy brainwashed people . . .they see it in the media therefore it must be true . No checking news story with alternate sources just blindly excepting what's dished up in front of them . It will soon be hard to tell the 'bots' from the humans at this rate

Time to Cancel Your Guardian Subscription — For the Good of the Country. #UKMedia

Getcha Gooner!

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