I guess everyone who said their offseason was over after signing Leody Taveras is looking pretty foolish now.

He screwed that team so badly. But also ownership should have stepped in with a veto.

I think Schumer thought the crowd at the Commanders game was saying Boo-urns.

It was great! It was the first one I received as a new subscriber, and it made me so glad I signed up.

Wishing the best to a really good guy

Josh Harris is a million times better than Dan Snyder, but his politics are pretty darn similar.

The secretive donor circle that lifted JD Vance is now rewriting MAGA’s future Chris Buskirk put tech elites in power in Trump’s Washington. His efforts are grounded in a controversial theory: An “aristocracy” is needed to move the country forward.

The Post’s opinion pages are toilet paper, but the news operation remains strong. Certainly in areas like science and health, as well as world affairs and even politics. For instance: washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

But Trump is going to try to delay that in the US for as long as possible, as part of the $1 billion bribe he publicly solicited from the oil and gas industry.

Along with old friend Jackson Baumeister.

"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"

"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."

Get off the landline I need to buy Oasis tickets before it’s time to watch Stephen Colbert to do Dick Cheney jokes

It would be fun if they played like Toronto. That’s an entertaining lineup to watch.

What’s also getting to him is the six-pack he drank before heading to the courtroom.

Ol’ Brett is day drinking again.

It turns out they’re one of the worst teams in the league. And they’re running out of players. Looks like Lattimore has already played his last down for the team.

To be fair, the owner made that pick. He was obsessed with Tua. Regardless, Grier had plenty of chances. He had no claim to holding onto that job.

Toronto has a lot of likable players. Jeff Hoffman is not one of them.

Is there any league where rules enforcement is more optional than the NBA?

I’m no Eagles fan, but those uniforms are the best in the league.

I'm going with F. I could also see some people choosing G and E. Anything outside of that would be mystifying.

Wishing the best to their family. 💙

Given how many great comedians and comedy writers are on the left side of the aisle, you would think that a left-leaning social media site would have greater humor literacy.

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I like it!

A doctor stands over a man in a hospital bed, saying "You no longer have Medicaid, so expect a big beautiful bill."

Agreed on all counts.

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Ronald Reagan said it. #NoKings tomorrow 10/18

They need a veteran who can teach the young kids about winning. So even though Pujols has no managerial experience, I kind of like this idea.

Came here to post the same thing.