Faux, Esq.

Faux, Esq.

@floofiestfaux.bsky.social

| Writer | Author | Fursuiter | Numismatist | Jeweler | PM Friendly | Telegram: @Fauxhammer

172 Followers 154 Following 29 Posts Joined Sep 2023
1 month ago
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This ring, it is precious to me.

My...precious.

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1 month ago

Got a lovely surprise today: a $400 import duty bill on a gold ring from New Zealand...turns out I got slapped with an extra 15% country-based duty on top of the 5.5% duty on imported gold jewelry.

I absolutely fucking detest the current administration's inability to understand basic economics.

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2 months ago
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Just got a look at this brand-new teaser for the Dot Knot segment in the Fair Game anthology, which will be animated by @MacheNSFW (on Twitter/X) and written by me.

Check out the full project or support the anthology here:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

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3 months ago
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A little preview at Dot Knot in motion! ✨

Here’s a sneak GIF from the skit I’m writing for @MacheNSFW’s part of the Fair Game animated anthology.

You can check the project out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

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3 months ago
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Here’s the poster for Dot Knot, the skit I’m writing for @MacheNSFW’s segment in Fair Game.

I’m really excited to be part of this, and the other writers and animators on the crew are doing incredible work.

Check it out here:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

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3 months ago
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Proud to share that I’ll be the writer of the “Dot Knot” skit, brought to life by the talented @Mache_Art. If you’d like to see the project Fenris Media has been building—and maybe throw your support behind it—here’s the link:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...

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3 months ago
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Welcome to the games...

Announcement coming next week~

#fairgame2026film

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4 months ago
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Widdwe puppy doing big eepies.
Super duper cozy piece by @wenbunbun.bsky.social 💜💜

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5 months ago

If you want a lesson to take away from the past few days: we are now living under an authoritarian regime where you need to be extremely careful what you say on public-facing platforms.

Remember, you don't actually have rights, and the Constitution is a piece of parchment that will not protect you.

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5 months ago
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The police will call you about photos you post to private chats. They will do this almost immediately, it seems www.kenklippenstein.com/p/charlie-ki...

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5 months ago
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I’m thrilled to make an appearance in the latest episode of “SpongeBob SquarePants” (I play I.M. Poster, the pirate who sings the slightly altered theme song in “Bizarro Bottom”)!

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6 months ago
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The Golden Age

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6 months ago

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

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6 months ago

I love you, please don't accidentally fedpost, have fun

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6 months ago

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

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6 months ago

Regarding recent events, as an attorney, I would advise everyone to be very careful what you post on public-facing social media in this current political environment.

I imagine that things are going to get really ugly if Charlie Kirk is in fact dead.

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6 months ago
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Here’s my handsome snippet of the cover art for The Wideness of the World, an upcoming anthology from @tfpublishing.bsky.social.

Inside, you’ll find my story “The King’s Emissary” — a tale of intrigue, diplomacy, and dangerous desires set in Safavid Persia.

I can’t wait for y'all to read it! 🥰

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7 months ago
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Lazy log time :3

You can only get this sticker by joining my sticker club here<3 ko-fi.com/faunartin/ti...

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8 months ago
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This would've been a daily stormer thread a decade ago. Neo-nazi conspiracy theories are mainstream now.

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8 months ago
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Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.

Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

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8 months ago
Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

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8 months ago
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Every time I see someone attempting to justify federal agents acting in a capricious and tyrannical manner against citizens by weaponizing the phrase "no one is above the law," I'm reminded of this quote from Peru's former authorarian ruler.

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9 months ago
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Ancient unboxing

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9 months ago
A floofy white bunny blows on a bunch of dandelion seeds, which blow away in the wind. It is a crisp summer day. The dandelion seeds are also very small bunnies, like puffballs with ears

Daily bunny no.2982 is scattered to the winds

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10 months ago
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The fact that Shiloh Hendrix—an unabashed racist with no qualms about hurling racial slurs at young children on a fucking playground—has earned a little over three-and-a-half times my annual salary in less than two days as a reward for being a monstrous racist makes me just...

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10 months ago

Thank you! 🥰

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10 months ago
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Easter fursuiting pics! 🥰

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11 months ago
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Rabbit enough for you?

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