About time the hair changed color
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I think Iβm gonna drink my way into some character development tonight
Hereβs a selfie to prove Iβm still alive physically
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I would 100% choose the bear
Happy birthday!!!
Iβm sitting next to a pack of lesbians and theyβre talking about how their favorite store, Home Depot, just filed for bankruptcy
All Iβm saying is that taking me to Rainforest Cafe is practically a marriage proposal and my answer is yes
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I remember him saying he can either make that or order one
I believe it was like a digiorno pizza
Meat Lovers. Whichβ¦I meanβ¦true.
Must be a Scott convention in town
Good morning
The freaks think about coming out at night but inflation is changing things.
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Loved this show. Wish it lasted a few more seasons.
Just a clean mirror check going on
My life is apparently the gay version of good luck chuck
Gays identifying someone by dick pic alone should be a game show
Got so high I almost posted my ass. Goodnight.
Screams butch but just the occasional good boy in cuddle mode
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100 men vs. my ability to get a text back and guess whoβs losing