🐻 KC Joe 🐻

The freaks think about coming out at night but inflation is changing things.

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Hey Dad 👀

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Loved this show. Wish it lasted a few more seasons.

Just a clean mirror check going on

My life is apparently the gay version of good luck chuck

Gays identifying someone by dick pic alone should be a game show

Got so high I almost posted my ass. Goodnight.

Screams butch but just the occasional good boy in cuddle mode

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100 men vs. my ability to get a text back and guess who’s losing

The beard is kinda doin sumthin here

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The trailer for 28 years later just played and the old woman somewhere behind me said “good lord. What sad soul would want to watch such a thing?”

You’ll have to tie me down to keep me from a sunny sunday funday

New hair means it’s time to be insufferable about it again

Sometimes the sun makes me look better

This drink taste like I’m about to play the entire Black Eyed Peas discography on the jukebox

Is it wrong that I’m so used to waiting on the other shoe to drop?

“I can’t see you in a relationship”

When work says drink I say “how much?”

Y’all won’t be happy even if the Avengers disband their DEI initiatives

I can’t complain how big the hood is when the hoodie was free

It was FOR WORK THAT I SCREENSHOTTED!

I just got called Mr.T from across the bar so naturally I’m going home now

I like your shoulder tattoos. Can I put my legs on them?

My feed is exceptionally gay lately. I like it. Picasso.

An older man just said to me he thinks im cute and he’ll give me $30 and a pizza to go home with him. How’s your Sunday Funday?