TMI Queen

My thighs are sweatinggggggg

Me with my mom:
“Yeah, just a bit of a cold”

Mom:
“Could be lung cancer at your age. You should get it checked out.”

So. So. Soooooooo good.

a man with a beard is sitting in front of a bookshelf and making a face . ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in front of a bookshelf and making a face .

That art was…..I’m at a loss for positive adjectives.

Probably shouldn’t have read this while babysitting because I was legitimately PANTING 😮‍💨🥵

His hair is full of secrets

why did this clip end up so long

Holy [REDACTED]!!!!

How many times have you watched this clip? 🤣😭🫣

I’m sorry THREESOME!!?!?
😂🤣😂🤣🫣🫣🫣🫣😭😭😭🥵🥵🥵

Patience is not my strong suit (blame my ADHD lol)

Here’s hoping it’s because Rhys is too booked and busy for the foreseeable future.

Or because OFMD S3 is actually happening 🤡🪿

Right there with ya. Ughhhhh

You can count on me! 🫡

[adds to spank bank]

Welp….i just slid off my couch, now that it’s turned into a damned water park. 🫠🫠🫠

I’ve never wanted cancer from secondhand smoke so bad…

Just had a conversation with my ex husband about people who use the word gangbang(er) incorrectly.

Y’all surprised? 🤣😂🤣

Hahahha I didn’t even notice that part 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Did Rhys post a new pic???
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

fuck yeah brother 🥹 fly

Thank goodness I hadn’t taken my morning shower yet. 😂😂🥵🥵🥵🥵

A digital drawing of Edward Teach leaning in front of a bar, with a lit cigarette in his hand. He’s wearing a black cowboy hat, a black tank top, Stede’s black tie, dark wash jeans, and a belt with a large buckle. He’s pointing off frame with the hand with the cigarette in it.

You know, I recall somebody saying, “There ain’t no cowboys left.”

But they ain’t met me and they ain’t met you, Bonnet.

#OFMDfanart #OFMD

They’re so damned cute. I just wanna snuggle both of them.

He’s got them fuckboi eyes and as much as I hate FBs, I’d let him hit it and quit it just for a taste. 🥵

He wanted to be so mad, but he was in his yearning era so….🤷🏻‍♀️

I was worried because an outing I had planned ended up with nobody wanting to go with me, but I got diarrhea and a migraine now, so God came in clutch with a plague. 😂😂😂

a black and white cat sitting on a turntable with other cats dancing in the background ALT: a black and white cat sitting on a turntable with other cats dancing in the background

Happy birthday!!!!! 🎊🎂🎁🎈

Also, if you have some emotional support Taika and/or Rhys pics to help me through this trying time, that would also be great.