Valkyr the Flygon

Punk hyena ladies my beloved! 😍

My thanks for this bounty of adorableness!

*Pets scribs*

If my computer wasn't currently off getting repaired I would absolutely be posting a pair of scribs right now.

Pet the scrib.

Guarantee he's the type who'd respond to such accusations with "well actually it's ephebophilia!"

The Passion of the Christ 2: Judgement Day

Oh, I love a good makeout session, but I will never share a drink with anyone unless they get their own straw!

Me: "No you can't drink out of my water bottle, I don't want your spit in my drink. That's disgusting."

Also me: "I just got done huffing your used panties and now I need you to piss all over me then sit on my face for several hours."

The duality of 'mon.

Speak for yourself. Just because you're a bigoted piece of shit who gets conniptions around queers doesn't mean everyone else is too.

Would.

"wanting to fuck pokemon" being a morality check for furries is so fucking funny. I think fucking pokemon should be like, a baseline. if you don't want to suck off a goodra why are you here man

Cockatoo? Yeah, I could do with a cock or two.

That just makes it better!

Yes, please!

Ok Nazi.

Most Americans opposed interracial marriage until the mid-90's. Just because stupid bigotry is popular doesn't mean it should be treated with respect.

The Nazis actually came for trans people first, and cunts like you sat back and did nothing because they hated us too.

Then the Allies left us in prison because they agreed with the Nazis about us.

Then Niemöller left us out of the poem because he also agreed with the Nazis about us.

"Slightly less anti-trans than the other guy" is not "pro-trans." Any position other than "let trans people participate" is anti-trans.

Let's be honest, this position is normal for shitlibs at this point. He's just saying it clearly instead of implying it.

This is a war crime.

Ammunition is now a microtransaction. You spawn with one full magazine, additional mags cost $0.99 each.

The Bed of Chaos in Dark Souls. An agonizingly shit boss in an area you can tell was rushed to meet a deadline. A stain on an otherwise brilliant game.

Baldur's Gate 3.

This means I get to be the little spoon! Absolute win.

Fire/Steel with Filter! I'd definitely give that a spot on my team!

Although if age correlated with level I'd still be a Trapinch. This makes me feel slightly better.

It just hit me that Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire are more than a decade old and now I feel fucking ancient.

There are people who were born after the original GBA games released that are old enough to legally drink.

Not even 30 and I feel like a damn Relicanth.

It does have big fairy energy.

If we're talking obscure megas, I'm voting mega Magcargo. Give the cute snail some love, it deserves to not be terrible after all these years!

Stick figure comic: “You should know, your green friend is actually a really terrible person.” “…I assume you’ve got proof of this assertion?” “Oh, I do, have a look at this.” - “Is this…fandom drama?” “Read on, it gets so much worse.” “It gets worse but you started with their opinions on a cartoon?” “Keep going! The really bad stuff starts at page 127!” “Why the fuck would you put it after the cartoon opinions” - “Right, your source on the bad stuff is a cyberstalking group. What a waste of time” “But if the accusations are true, they’re really bad!”

Copyright laws preventing the invention of PokéHRT is why we need to end capitalism.

You called?