may🦦

I convinced several people on a grand jury to not vote to indict some guy who did "something illegal we all would've done."

We were two votes off, which sucks. But everyone should know their options!

Omg it's been five years but I'm officially not banned from tinder anymore

I hate the term "Trumpers" like it's so GOOFY. What are u, in marching band?

Such a lover girl it's disgusting

what the heck is up bsky

it's exactly like ligma

i am sorry web3 but i hate figma :(

ok after months of having a scarcity mindset bc my precarious living sitch, i was like fuck it im spending $60 on a stupid shooting game at this carnival ! and then i found $300 on the subway platform :) i love the universe

like im barely posting on here anymore and still recognize this is the better app over twitter n threads idk

men can b like "ok im here!" and i'm like "theyre literally about to cancel on me"

i absolutely cannot believe @racheldolezal.bsky.social is here and STILL rachel dolezaling

pete davidson is back i repeat pete davidson is back

i'm doing great today for someone who crashed at 5am in a borough an hour away from where i had to be at 9am

hitting the vape after the inhaler

first depression nap of the summer :) milestones!

hahahaha i just started using siri like 3 months ago but have had her on that irish accent from the jump

like i love new york but i also hate new york and i can't afford 2 months rent + brokers fee + moving costs (im on a 5th floor walk up!!!) im just gonna sleep for a month and see if things get better

imma for sure have to move apartments now and i've been crying soooooo hard all day, i can't afford any of this

every single morning i wake up shaking and want to vom, anxiety rules :)

my stupid little music newsletter !!!

ok! i'm gonna write my stupid little newsletter for the first time in months and then clean my depression den! :) ttyl

i can't eat! i can't sleep! it's either my thyroid or unrequited love!

today was the first day i actually ate a meal since last friday and it was microwaveable mac n cheese cup :)

i m gonna scream SO loud if i don't receive a little text just a littttttle text

for example this

i have so many thoughts

once again "going dark on social media" to seem hot n mysterious instead of funny n abrasive, meaning i'll be ✨here✨ being unfunny and abrasive

oh wait, update: this went HORRIBLY hahahahahaha

we met and i'm even more obsessed and even more sick in the head

free willy was fully anti-sea world propaganda and yet everyone flocked to sea world in the late 90s to see the orcas BECAUSE of free willy 😭