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@swordz.bsky.social

A zesty loaf of bread and lover of monsters. 26. He/him. Probably NSFW, 18+ only

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Genuinely, how do people find the time to do what they like in between working hours? I feel like I spend at least half the day doing something related to/preparing for work, 8 hours asleep, leaving 4 measily hours for decompressing...

18.02.2026 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

😭

18.02.2026 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ur so cute!!!!!!

18.02.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello gamers it’s me, gay bat

17.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image fanart of Tauros, one of the characters in The Legend of Zelda. He's a researcher with lots of shaggy hair and a cute cap and goggles, wearing a vest and other ornaments. He is suspiciously beefy for a nerdy field researcher

fanart of Tauros, one of the characters in The Legend of Zelda. He's a researcher with lots of shaggy hair and a cute cap and goggles, wearing a vest and other ornaments. He is suspiciously beefy for a nerdy field researcher

fanart of Eustace, one of the characters in The Legend of Zelda. He's one of the NPCs you rescue that forms a band, he plays a french horn. He's a soft kind of guy wearing a vest, tunic, and striped pants, with a little red scarf. His hair is in a bun in the back and he wears glasses.

fanart of Eustace, one of the characters in The Legend of Zelda. He's one of the NPCs you rescue that forms a band, he plays a french horn. He's a soft kind of guy wearing a vest, tunic, and striped pants, with a little red scarf. His hair is in a bun in the back and he wears glasses.

and of course the cute boys of #zelda #totk, there were so many lmao
#artpost

17.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 675    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
A sketch page of Gus, a heavy set firbolg with blue skin and orange hair. He's wearing a uniform with a tie, green shorts and suspenders
1) Putting several books and scrolls away in a cabinet, showing off 
2) Leaning back at his desk and stretching his arms over his head.
3) Striking a punching combat pose, with a brass knuckle stamp that reads "DISAPPROVED" in reverse.
4) Holding up a sheet of paperwork and pointing at the many many lines that require your signature.
5) A large pin up of him getting dressed in his uniform. His shirt is unbuttoned, and he's adjusting one of the garters on his dress socks.
Additional chibi doodles around the image depict him sitting in a fort of paperwork, wielding a stamp the size of his body and an Employee of the Month photo.

A sketch page of Gus, a heavy set firbolg with blue skin and orange hair. He's wearing a uniform with a tie, green shorts and suspenders 1) Putting several books and scrolls away in a cabinet, showing off 2) Leaning back at his desk and stretching his arms over his head. 3) Striking a punching combat pose, with a brass knuckle stamp that reads "DISAPPROVED" in reverse. 4) Holding up a sheet of paperwork and pointing at the many many lines that require your signature. 5) A large pin up of him getting dressed in his uniform. His shirt is unbuttoned, and he's adjusting one of the garters on his dress socks. Additional chibi doodles around the image depict him sitting in a fort of paperwork, wielding a stamp the size of his body and an Employee of the Month photo.

Average Gus Vibesβ„’
🎨: @toofbiscuit.bsky.social

18.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Another old Francis doodle from when I was figuring out his design, I reaaaaaally this outif with the shorts too, probably gonna use it when I want him to be less exposed lmao.
#ChesschireArt

14.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1497    πŸ” 375    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

the funny thing is...
You know its going to be fucked up because of the name of the company: 'Palantir'

You know, those orbs used for communication in LOTR that got turned into EVIL SURVEILLANCE DEVICES FOR SAURON and turned SARUMAN FUCKING INSANE and MEGALOMANIACAL?

14.02.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Joel, tired paranormal detective. πŸ‘»

14.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.

13.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2741    πŸ” 826    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 8
a beefy man wearing a cool fit and a pup/leather outfit

a beefy man wearing a cool fit and a pup/leather outfit

Big, strong, chunky, and cute!

For @ryanmcbear.bsky.social

13.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1690    πŸ” 367    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 2

The article doesnt actually mention them "distancing" themselves from Palantir, only that prompts to give your ID to Persona were "a test, which has concluded"

Continue to cancel Nitro and migrate elsewhere

14.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4313    πŸ” 2667    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 12
Art Prints by Caleb Shop gallery quality Art Prints by Caleb.

I will die without treatment :p I dont have a support system irl, this is my only lifeline hehe. I have severe hypothyroidism which can lead to a myxedema coma / crisis / death within weeks πŸ’― I am also really good at art. Help me keep creating and living please

www.inprnt.com/gallery/litt...

14.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Valentine's Day with @yoshi12370.bsky.social of our orc's in RL moment. Art done by the amazing @markwulfgar.bsky.social.

14.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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cartoon comm for @mcsteamy.bsky.social

14.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 473    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Naked top hot priest hot priest bare chest hairy chest priest smoking cigar venator deadlock venator

Naked top hot priest hot priest bare chest hairy chest priest smoking cigar venator deadlock venator

Careful white chocolate wouldn't want you to melt
(ref: @/YourFriendKevin on Twitter )

[#art #deadlock #venator]

14.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 286    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

reinhardt would have full jungle grey hair bush, man

15.02.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

LLMs do not understand, will not understand, and cannot ever understand information. It's a glorified search engine combined with auto-compete, and you should treat it as such. No matter how much LLM companies try to tell you their machines can think or reason, they cannot and will not.

12/12

14.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1440    πŸ” 450    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 15
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happy tines
for @stellarstag.bsky.social <3

15.02.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2327    πŸ” 561    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 1
preview of a patreon popularity poll between the Witch Doctor from Terraria and HorseSol.

preview of a patreon popularity poll between the Witch Doctor from Terraria and HorseSol.

two greens stand before me...

www.patreon.com/posts/150496...

11.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hidden Quest: Reuniting with Blaidd 🐺
New reward on my πŸ…ΏοΈβœ¨

09.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1517    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Orc Chief: Hah! Human, what did you come here for?
Me:

15.12.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An old brown bear wearing ragged clothes and a mino relaxing with a cup of sake.

An old brown bear wearing ragged clothes and a mino relaxing with a cup of sake.

Old codger

19.11.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4409    πŸ” 953    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1
A graphic with two vertical halves. The left half, with green background and check marks, says: "A safer internet IS MADE BY Encryption, Privacy, and Open Source"; the right half, with red background and crosses, says "A safer internet is NOT MADE BY Age verification, Scanning communication, or Tracking & data collection." #saferinternetday

A graphic with two vertical halves. The left half, with green background and check marks, says: "A safer internet IS MADE BY Encryption, Privacy, and Open Source"; the right half, with red background and crosses, says "A safer internet is NOT MADE BY Age verification, Scanning communication, or Tracking & data collection." #saferinternetday

Reposting this with alt text.

10.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1542    πŸ” 984    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 9
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This week over on Patreon, it's the final part of Murag and Thurmur's story, featuring some good old-fashioned orc fucking at the blacksmiths' workshop: patreon.com/kengofiction

09.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That the illegal destruction of USAID will kill more than *20 million people* in the next five years, & has ALREADY KILLED 600,000 in just one year, is a world-historical crime that Americans aren't being told about in the terms & with the repetition necessary for them to believe it.

11.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2189    πŸ” 1012    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 22
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oh yeah! btw

ttrpg icon commission for @SofaKingLayzee !

🎨✍️

07.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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ttrpg icon commission for @neeul.bsky.social !

🎨✍️

24.01.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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my pathfinder adventure party

13.12.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence πŸ”₯

01.12.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 27511    πŸ” 10727    πŸ’¬ 545    πŸ“Œ 914

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