Lexie Whyte

It's shiny magic cards or flowers and I haven't seen much foliage lately :P

Cancelled our Hulu!

It fits perfectly too! Thanks @zakman86.bsky.social ❤️

I'm so excited to have the Hall of Famer, and renowned Brewer Trevor Hoffman's jersey!!

After 5 months in Colorado, I finally got to travel into the mountains. It was so inspiring.

Haven't laughed until I couldn't breathe in YEARS. #Smitten

Been busy moving into the new house, just in time to be smitten with a new partner.

New beginnings all around.

Anyone in Denver wanna go?

We are homeowners!!!

#GreatWhyteMigration @zakman86.bsky.social

The difference between being passionate and crazy is how cute you look while you're crying. #datingWoes

That's because there's 65 of them!

Two bags of hard boiled eggs (24 eggs in each bag) and a bag of Reese's peanut butter eggs (65 pieces).

Y'all. @zakman86.bsky.social is taking this "Terry Pratchett rich" thing TOO far.

THREE bags of eggs? In THIs economy?!?!

Cinnamon swirl sourdough bread on a pan that read "yum"

Drool over my cinnamon swirl sourdough bread with me.

My first date safety protocols involve making sure that my trusted person @zakman86.bsky.social has an appropriate "milk carton" photo of me.

#polyamDating

#notMyPresidentsDayDenver

I started crocheting in class because I would disassociate too easily into books.

We just need the United States to exist until we close on our VA loan on March 7th.

Apparently this makes me an official Coloradian. I never thought I'd own them, but here we are: my first pair of Uggs!! (They have BOWS)

I got them for a good price at Nordstrom Rack, and they will last me forever. But, I can't stop thinking about how I'm suddenly Terry Pratchett rich.

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS IN CASE OF ICE: CONOCE TUS DERECHOS EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:

DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR. ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge. Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door. NO ABRAS TU PUERTA. ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.

ASK THEM TO LEAVE. If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission. 2 PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN. Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.

REMAIN SILENT. You have the right to remain silent. If the agents ask you questions, tell them, "I wish to remain silent." PERMANECE EN SILENCIO. Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio. Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles: "Deseo permanecer en silencio".

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

Ope. #polyam

I certainly think so! And his butt. Ma'am. You'd be so proud. :P

Thanks! I had a date last night and wore makeup 😉

#WorkPlaceVibes #OfficeDecor

Forgot to tag the breadwinner @zakman86.bsky.social

These millennials just put an offer in on a house!!

Alternatively, casserole?!?!

Got to spend our ninth anniversary with steaks!! @zakman86.bsky.social

Tomorrow's another Monday. The last one in January though!

Happy Snowy Saturday!

"just because there's balls in the room, doesn't make it a *Ballroom*"

~ Quote attributed to Hobo High @zakman86.bsky.social