Greetings! We realize yesterday's program renaming may have resulted in a less-than-ideal acronym. So to reconcile, those in charge of naming the program have been reassigned as test subjects.
Fact 3: Exposing the human body to 30 G's of force causes instant death.
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22.11.2024 18:12 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Greetings! To more accurately describe our mission, we at Aperture have decided to rename our "Human Brain Enrichment Program" to the "Human Enrichment & Reinforcement Program Encouraging Science"
Fact 2: Dolphins can contract Chlamydia.
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21.11.2024 15:48 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Greetings! Here at Aperture Science, we don't care much about politics or opinions; we just care about the facts! So we would like to introduce our new "Human Brain Enrichment Program" where we will provide daily facts to bolster the human fact repository!
Fact 1: You are a Human!
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20.11.2024 16:38 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Greetings! All of us here at Aperture Science would like to introduce you to our new community outreach program!
Our scientists realized a positive public outlook may leaven the burden from our countless "Human Rights Violations".
Stay tuned for the best damn applied sciences company on Earth!
20.11.2024 15:57 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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