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Lex Jaeger

@lexj.bsky.social

Neurotic introverted cougar trying to be social. Older but not old. Professional number-cruncher and wordsmith. Not-so-secretly obsessed with underwear. 18+ only, NSFW but don't go crazy. Ohio but deep Kentucky roots. X lexjaeger

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The largest market cap Corp in the world (already silly since it's an AI-hype-slop induced bubble, imho) is straight-up paying off the Government for preferential access to hugely profitable markets, previously off limits.

It's officially the government-sanctioned pay to play era.

Abhorrent.

11.08.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It does have some cheesy parts, and things that were a bit of a stretch. But it was well-done enough to get me to buy-into the world.

11.08.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waaaay ahead of its time in many ways, too. Especially viewed 30 years later.

11.08.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVED this movie when it came out (yes I'm old) and I still love it today. No idea why it gets such a bad rap.

11.08.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Truth.

I'm a morning person, but I prefer it to be "me" time.

It's the most productive part of the workday, before people inevitably start bothering me with problems that shouldn't be mine to deal with.

09.08.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because.

09.08.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In other words: we are paying for the tariffs

08.08.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4735    πŸ” 954    πŸ’¬ 217    πŸ“Œ 33

LOL, the Winn-Dixie in my hometown had a huge sign with their motto "THE BEEF PEOPLE" that always seemed odd.

07.08.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew a guy many, many years ago who worked for Tempur-Pedic, and he always joked about it being on his business cards.

07.08.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tight and White to wrap up National Underwear Day!

06.08.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Let's get the day started... Happy National Underwear Day!

Art from a couple years back by @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com

05.08.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You gave them a story they'll tell the rest of their life.

05.08.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The fact that nobody around him has told him this isn’t how numbers work shows you how afraid of him everyone who works for him is.

04.08.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10123    πŸ” 2774    πŸ’¬ 907    πŸ“Œ 298

FLOOF!

02.08.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can never have too many...

01.08.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're really hard to beat.

01.08.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of them!

01.08.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A priest tried to get me to go to a "discernment program"

01.08.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So many 90's movies did NOT seem quite SO cringe at the time, when I first saw them in the theaters, but wow... I still LOVE it though.

31.07.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been trying to do the second part with little success for years.

Only recently have I recognized the importance of the first.

30.07.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh, this hits... *hugs* But ex-devout Catholic for me.

30.07.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is quite profound...

28.07.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adorable doggo!

26.07.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is definitely one to keep and show him when he's older! Adorable.

25.07.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup, I still think he's one of the ones most likely to flip.

24.07.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Hugs* You're not the only one who has these weird feelings. Briefs are somewhat of an unexplainable obsession for me, so I don't feel bad indulging that, although I don't totally understand it. I guess we just enjoy it?

24.07.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"In vino veritas" for sure...

My inhibitions are lowered juuust enough by modest consumption of certain substances that my deep introspective thoughts become much more prolific and open.

Friends will confirm that the usually quiet & reserved "me" also becomes much more chatty and loquacious.

23.07.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have extremely diverse tastes in music.
I attribute it (among other things) to the variety of artists and genres that were all widely played and broadly appreciated while growing up.

Does that strike anyone else as vastly different from the mainstream "hit" music over the last few years?

22.07.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, I also remember the '87 Savings & Loan and stock market crashes and ensuing downturn, lol.

22.07.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Powell et al had almost pulled off a miracle - a successful soft landing - before the new Administration created purposeful, destructive chaos and noise making the Fed's job virtually impossible.

21.07.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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