Santa is waiting for the bus outside my office.
13.11.2025 18:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@lexj.bsky.social
Neurotic introverted cougar trying to be social. Older but not old. Professional number-cruncher and wordsmith. Not-so-secretly obsessed with underwear. 18+ only, NSFW but don't go crazy. Ohio but deep Kentucky roots. X lexjaeger
Santa is waiting for the bus outside my office.
13.11.2025 18:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have at it!
12.11.2025 06:03 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You must have the perfect view of the horizon/latitudinal position/minimal light pollution. Amazing. Better than I can see in Ohio.
12.11.2025 05:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Guy from Bojack!
12.11.2025 01:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Service is the truest measure of patriotism. On Veterans Day, we honor all who have taken the oath and worn the uniform - and our nation recommits to keeping its promises to every veteran who served our country.
11.11.2025 14:20 β π 6772 π 1176 π¬ 304 π 50He has absolutely no idea what he's talking about.
11.11.2025 02:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0As a feline I can safely say that tracks.
11.11.2025 01:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ha, The Airing of Grievances!
10.11.2025 23:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We've official reached the "Let them eat cake" stage of enshitification.
09.11.2025 15:29 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Frankie say RELAX
09.11.2025 01:34 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This hits hard.
07.11.2025 03:32 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Green cauliflower just hits different.
06.11.2025 00:01 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0upnadnetrs?
05.11.2025 23:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's horrible for the individuals involved. It's tragic.
Sadly, the risk of things like this happening is part of the price we pay for being able to ship things all over the globe on a routine basis.
It is amazing to hear that they still have those!! OMG the Book Fair!!
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05.11.2025 02:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Honestly, I don't think Trump's incomprehension of political asylum has anything to do with his serious personality-disorder-related psychiatric afflictions and his seeming dementia, which both raise 25th Amendment questions. I do, however, think it reflects his utter stupidity β¦.
04.11.2025 03:42 β π 4334 π 869 π¬ 215 π 29The official White House website.
There are no adults with any influence in this administration.
Lex is nervous, anxious, and worried about everything, it seems. Gnaves thought a VR therapy session would help him let go.
Incredible work by @sparklecat.bsky.social who brought this to life. Thanks to @dirtcoyote.bsky.social for having Gnaves be a force behind this.
[First real horny-on-main β€οΈ]
BOO!!! I'm a ghost... and I think my costume is a little too short.
Happy Halloween ;3
May the odds be ever in your favor
01.11.2025 18:02 β π 11300 π 4710 π¬ 1487 π 579For the furries who have 6 or more fursuits.
01.11.2025 17:40 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wouldn't mind if it were a little shorter. β€οΈ
#tightywhities
I like that old-time rock & roll!
01.11.2025 03:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Halloween & Fursuit Friday!
Business can be risky.
#FursuitFriday #RiskyBusiness
Probably should have used a king-size sheet, but I'm not complaining...
31.10.2025 18:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I minced a copious amount of garlic on Tuesday night.
Forty-eight hours, two showers, and numerous hand-washings later, I can still smell it on my fingers. There are probably worse things in life...
Birthday art for my friend @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social (was a few days ago i forgot to share here)
31.10.2025 00:48 β π 42 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0I've kept this crap, old phone and ethernet cables, in a shoebox since before the millennium. I think I can let it go at this point.
30.10.2025 01:13 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's a perfect metaphor for this.
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