Dan Emerson

“You don’t steal from the Louvre for profit, no sir, you do it for performance. Somewhere, behind that spectacle of lasers and alarms, there’s a person who didn’t just want a diamond. They wanted to prove something. The question, dear friends, is not how they took it—but why...”

That’s illegal, but I already know nobody cares.

Andrew Cuomo sexually harassed 13 women but Zohran Mamdani eats rice with his hands so it’s a toss up.

Since 1990, there were 227 instances of right-wing violence (killing 520) compared to 42 instances of left-wing violence (killing 78).

Anecdotes and talking points can’t beat cold, hard data.

US justice department removes study finding far-right extremists commit ‘far more’ violence Report finding rightwing extremists have killed more Americans than other domestic terrorist groups vanished from DoJ website

Whenever you hear republicans say thay the left commit more violence, send them this to remind them that the DOJ found an overwhelming majority of politically-motivated attacks were done by right-wingers — and Trump removed this study days after Charlie Kirk died. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Make “Amusement Park Ride Intro” a category at the Academy Awards.

Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo have at least 36 sexual assault allegations combined.

Shannon saying “Jesus got high off God” made me legit cackle. #Survivor

Wait a second, you’re telling me Trump lied?

Everybody’s talking about “Group 7” and I’m more interested in “Group 2” as in getting a GROUP together and heading 2 THE POLLS!

Republicans being more offended at “Happy Holidays” than “I love Hitler” says a whole fucking lot.

I didn’t expect this pic to hit me as hard as it did. Seriously, fuck this corrupt, despised piece of shit.

When you find statistical evidence that proves your point.

Is this real or a joke? I’m not going to say. You can Google it if you want. The fact that it’s not immediately obvious is exactly the problem.

A few years ago, Andrew Cuomo was being lauded as a star in the Democratic Party.

Now he’s going on Fox News to condemn taxing the rich. He’s indistinguishable from a typical Republican.

Men’s rights don’t change when you cross state lines. That only happens for women.

billionaire ceos don't create wealth. workers do.

who does the work?

What we saw on No King's Day, with people on the streets was the tip of the iceberg of people who feel the way those crowds do. For every one who made it to the street, there is a host of others who wish they could have been there.

Pixar villain lookin ass

I wish we had a president who doesn’t hate his own country.

That’s how low the bar has gotten.

NYC Mayor’s Race: Mamdani tops 50% in likely voter poll, widening lead over Cuomo, Sliwa | amNewYork Democrat nominee Zohran Mamdani has widened his lead in the New York City mayor’s race, holding a double-digit advantage over independent Andrew Cuomo and Republican Curtis Sliwa.

It’s more than an underdog story. He’s even leading the other two in issues like the local economy/cost of living (49%), housing (49%), and taxes (47%).

Mamdani, a Democratic socialist, is leading on crime (40%), ahead of Cuomo (32%) and Sliwa (26%). CRIME. www.amny.com/news/mayors-...

In a three-way race where two people are from the same political party, you’d assume the outlier would be ahead.

Zohran really needs to be the blueprint for the Democratic Party.

Donald Trump wishes he could draw the kind of crowds we saw yesterday. #NoKings

They’re all saying “No Kings” and I’m trying to figure out how we get them to have GO Kings TO THE POLLS!

I’m no big city politician but it feels like the “test” failed.

MAGA watching #NoKings break record crowds nationwide.

Pritzker: Today we're here to say with one voice that there is an existential threat to our constitutional republic. This is not a political choice. This is a moral imperative.

The #NoKings events are happening because we actually love our country.

I hope each and every one of the fascists who rule this country read this and choke.