Dan Emerson

97% of rapists avoid jail, according to RAINN (Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network).

In fact, out of every 1,000 sexual assaults, only 310 are reported to police, 50 lead to arrest, 28 to a felony conviction, and 25 to incarceration.

Capitalism is going great, you guys.

I’m starting to think Trump might not be an honest person.

Of course MAGA would rather defend pedophiles instead of showing even the slightest condemnation of Trump.

This is who they’ve always been and always will be.

Of course they fucking did.

If you haven’t watched #Adults on Hulu you absolutely should! It’s super smart and funny and the cast is perfect.

It also weirdly reminds me of Veep in how quickly it shoots out joke after joke.

New York, did we just get another earthquake?

Why is it that when two men are open and vulnerable and share a deep appreciation for one another they will call that a “bromance” but women do it they can just call that friends?

I fired my car for telling me it was out of gas.

Yes, Donald Trump may have sexually assaulted kids, but we should remember he’s also sexually assaulted adult women.

He’s an equal opportunity rapist.

Manny Jacinto. That’s all. Do with that what you will.

Ms. Rachel said #EatTheRich (I didn’t think I could love her any more)

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When I was a teenager and my friends asked me what celebrity I thought was hot, I would say Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia.

True story. How anyone was surprised when I came out is wild.

Think more than 1 movie ahead. Also, stop relying on nostalgia grab moments and cameos and give us new characters, new locations, and new stories.

This has gone from “another right-wing hypocrite” to “there’s an actual statistical correlation here”

How many times does Michelle Obama have to say she won’t run for president before everyone stops fancasting her?

In Catholic school, I asked my teacher if God could time travel and it nearly broke her brain and I got in trouble. That was the first time I realized something wasn’t right.

The best thing Dunkin Donuts ever made was a better way to spell “Doughnuts” that was so good that society basically abandoned the ugly original.

Disgusting.

When women say “men are trash” this is the shit they’re talking about.

The new episode of Game Changer got me over here crying 😭 so good #Dropout #GameChanger

Explain to me how using the government to silence criticism isn’t the sign of a dictator.

Explain it like I’m 5.

There are more photos of Trump with Jeffrey Epstein than photos of Trump hugging his kids.

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Trump hates windmills almost as much as we all hate him.