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Loadsamonkey

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#WhenIsSmartSexy when I wriggle my moustache and spin round and declare it’s time for bed

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#WhenIsSmartSexy when I’m wearing my glasses

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#WhenIsSmartSexy when I know both when to fetch a stick, dog first bones and snuggle next to you on the sofa

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#WhenIsSmartSexy when it’s me….

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#IfICouldBeKen

Infamy infamy they’ve all got it in for me

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#IfICouldBeKen I might need a cabinet for my Oscars

#IfICouldBeKen I’d definitely enjoy being Kenneth Horne on Beyond our Ken and Round the Horne….

Bold, isn’t he bold

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#IfICouldBeKen I’d say oh matron

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Good luck

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#CatchphraseAnimals

You dirty old ram

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#CatchphraseAnimals

Oh you are awful but I like gnu

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#CatchphraseAnimals

Stop messing halibut

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#CatchphraseAnimals

You stupid boar

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#CatchphraseAnimals

I have a cunning plankton

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#CatchphraseAnimals

The bucket residence, lady of the horse speaking

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#CatchphraseAnimals

I don’t Bee leave it

#WineTypesInASongOrMovie

White club

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#WineTypesInASongOrMovie

Bring me the red of Alfredo Garcia

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#WineTypesInASongOrMovie

Chardonnay, all my troubles seem so far away

#WineTypesInASongOrMovie

clarET

#WineTypesInASongOrMovie

There’s something about Merlot

#WineTypesInASongOrMovie

Malbec to the future

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So may I take this opportunity to wish thee a great day, on the anniversary of your maternal mother moving from pre to post natal care….

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#HappensOnlyOnFriday13th I think it’s nothing to crow over….

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#HappensOnlyOnFriday13th I watch things that totally frighten me….

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#HappensOnlyOnFriday13th the politicians are totally forthright, honest and trustworthy…..

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#HappensOnlyOnFriday13th that I benefit greatly

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#HappensOnlyOnFriday13th I saw a black cat and it certainly wasn’t lucky. Well my last girlfriend said Are you a man or a mouse? And I think we both knew the answer

#HappensOnlyOnFriday13th I broke my leg falling over a 4 leaf clover