Nick Simon

Nick Simon

@nicksimon.bsky.social

Free agent writer. Also, Mailman! Formerly: SB Nation, DraftKings Network, Athlon Sports, Times-Georgian https://www.nicholasjsimon.com/

2,183 Followers 251 Following 3,695 Posts Joined Aug 2023
6 hours ago

This lion went bald because of Onyx.

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6 hours ago

Also need some new coach personalities to pop up. Especially since the old guard has mostly cleared out.

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12 hours ago
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

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16 hours ago
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BREAKING: The search for Tristan King came to an end Friday morning in Baltimore’s Curtis Bay neighborhood, according to his family’s attorney and several people familiar with his case. buff.ly/cZ5mLsW

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1 day ago
The Bender “curse you merciful Poseidon” scene from Futurama

Guess we’re not getting another UC San Diego NCAA Tournament run…

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1 day ago

Fellas, you ever make up an excuse to get out of helping your coworker even though they did the same for you the year prior? And totally get away with it?

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1 day ago

What about the wvu

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1 day ago

Adams family ain’t ever coming off that color scheme. It is what it is.

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1 day ago

Stolen valor, but they’re clean as hell.

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1 day ago

It also invents the walking brawl main event, which will come in handy down the road after Austin breaks his neck.

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1 day ago
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Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi WASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the stren...

“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan

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1 day ago

It’s technically canon that this is the first Bloodline Tribal Combat match.

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1 day ago

Flex Kavana!

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1 day ago

“Hi, I’m J.J. McCarthy of Ann Arbor Nissan. And you’ll be hitting the griddy when you see these prices. Make sure to tap into our special 9/9 event. Tell ‘em NINE SENT YA!”

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1 day ago

A Stewie/Brian spinoff should’ve happened when they greenlit the Cleveland Show.

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2 days ago
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2 days ago
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars Pim Pimling & Charlie Dompler!

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2 days ago

Psychopaths threatening bodily harm if you dare besmirch Bean. This is history. This is tradition.

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2 days ago

There was a six-year moratorium, but the Kobe-stan wars have returned. Recipes have been regained.

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2 days ago

Gas station pump screens.

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2 days ago
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Everyone has seen Baltimore’s missing boy. So why can’t authorities find him? Tristan King ran from a caseworker in Baltimore and has been missing since September. Brooklyn residents have seen him, but authorities can’t find him.

Everyone has seen Baltimore’s missing boy. So why can’t authorities find him?

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3 days ago
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3 days ago

telling my child in 30 years that bam adebayo played against vibe coders and doordashers

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3 days ago

Correct. The price of tanking is total humiliation.

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3 days ago

BAM OUTTA THE BAYOU

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3 days ago

Dundalk residents in shambles.

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3 days ago

????????

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3 days ago
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Yoshi!

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4 days ago

Like Kornet is gonna get “John Cena ECW One Night Stand 2006” heat the next time he steps into State Farm Arena.

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4 days ago

The NBA has created a perfect Streisand Effect with the Hawks-Magic City thing.

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