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The Orion is a fake news site devoted solely to my love of Star Trek. Nothing posted here or the main site www.gettheorion.com is meant to be taken literally. It serves to poke fun at the franchise I love so much. I also do a ton of fan art. ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป

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a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland in a blue and white dress ALT: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland in a blue and white dress

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12.08.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol aw, thanks Tracey. Im glad you do. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป

12.08.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol too funny. I just watched that episode a few days ago. ๐Ÿ˜„

12.08.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
four panel meme of screenshots from the Star Trek The Next Generation episode "Measure of a Man." The top panel shows the Enterprise D parked at a starbase. The next is of Commander Data sitting in the courtroom. He says "5 inches but it's thick." The next panel is of the Starfleet judge. she says "Thank you, Mr. Data." The final panel is the end credits. The Enterpeise D has left the starbase. The credits say "Executive Producer Gene Roddenberry."

four panel meme of screenshots from the Star Trek The Next Generation episode "Measure of a Man." The top panel shows the Enterprise D parked at a starbase. The next is of Commander Data sitting in the courtroom. He says "5 inches but it's thick." The next panel is of the Starfleet judge. she says "Thank you, Mr. Data." The final panel is the end credits. The Enterpeise D has left the starbase. The credits say "Executive Producer Gene Roddenberry."

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12.08.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

late night doodle.

decided to revisit this one. โœŒ๐Ÿป

12.08.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thank you, Mrs Khan. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’š

12.08.2025 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GIRL. I was just like what the fuck is THAT? lol

12.08.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sweet christ I am too stoned and was not prepared to see this when I open my drawing tablet.

12.08.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wife & i are high, sitting in the dark listening to 80s music with a wicked thunderstorm overhead. the lightning is lighting up our apartment as if we had all the lights on. the thunder clap is shaking the building. it's a good night. ๐Ÿ’š

12.08.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Spencer. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’š

12.08.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw, thanks Kim. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’š figure if I can help why shouldn't I give it a go. ๐Ÿ˜„

12.08.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That makes sense. ๐Ÿ˜„

12.08.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
This Ship has Issues, The Steamrunner Class
YouTube video by Certifiably Ingame This Ship has Issues, The Steamrunner Class

Lol nice! love the little torpedo boat. ๐Ÿ’š

I follow this channel. They have a wonderful breakdown for it. ๐Ÿ˜Š

youtu.be/xEcWx6NMhN8?...

12.08.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh word? I missed that bit in the Cage. I'll have to check that out again.

12.08.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you Rage. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’š Im trying to be.

12.08.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im happy they're doubling down. its a good message

12.08.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*annoying jewish princess laugh*

12.08.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. And so has everybody else in the company. (sigh) but hopefully that's something we can improve.

12.08.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Rick. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’š

12.08.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you Kristin. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’š

12.08.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The company wanted a more formal road map or flow chart so, we decided to include things like "what NOT to ask or say" with a list, and followed by "what is appropriate" with another list. ending on the goal of making a respectful environment.

12.08.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice to more formally meet you, Jordan. ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป

We started with the aspect of "Respect individuality. no 2 gay people are alike. engage with a mindful approach on a 1 to 1 basis and dont assume."

refrain from using slurs & derogatory language.

respect pronouns, respect privacy.

12.08.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Ace. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’š

12.08.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Rochellan. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’š

12.08.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, Runa. ๐Ÿ’š It's nice to contribute. They're gonna implement our guidelines. ๐Ÿ˜Š

12.08.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks LG. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’š

12.08.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"When you see a rollbar...be ready to roll out!"

- Not actually a Miranda-class catchphrase but it should be.

08.08.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Positivity Post. โœŒ๐Ÿป

3 Good things that happened.
(in the last few weeks):

* I was asked to join a DEI initiative at work. we developed language & guidelines to assist with LGBTQ employees.

* They asked me to design a logo for them.

* They voted to make me part of the board, which i accepted.

12.08.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a red jacket with a star trek logo on his chest ALT: a man in a red jacket with a star trek logo on his chest

You're the backbone of the fleet, Melbourne.

12.08.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have a FEVER and the only cure isโ€ฆ

100 reskeets & iโ€™ll drop the new #USSBIMBO item in the shop tonight ๐Ÿ’–โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป

11.08.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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