and i love it
i just realized ivy wolk is doing like a really early 80s sandra bernhard
Just saw a video of David Lynch stuffing a woman’s freshly worn panties in his mouth I think I’m gonna be sick
Got so high I had a dream I went to see Birth starring Nicole Kidman, with Nicole Kidman, and they didn’t show us the movie but a meta student film YouTube poop version of the movie and everyone rioted
I need a probiotic, does anyone have any good recommendations
Hand squeezed an orange juice today
I wish my job could be being Maggie Gyllenhal’s person who tells her The Bride is kind of good a few times every hour.
It’s a Laura Brannigan “Gloria” kinda day
Working on a “playlist” might even fuck around and put it on a mix cd
Did I just see a TOMS SHOES AD on the train?! The dream of the 00s is alive and well.
Amazon should sell guns too
Read u wrote u
That’s crazy but whateverrrr
Wait so tonight the clock goes from 1:59:59 to 3:00:00??
Pink Panthress is 57 years old?
Not blue, not interested. Fuck off with this one Yves
She wegovy on my manjauro til I ozempic
by the time you realize what you had with me i'll be boiling hotdogs for someone else
im so old and broken now i want to JUST DIE
what do you mean it's been almost 10 years since i saw call me by your name on opening weekend with every gay guy in brooklyn
Going to a hibachi birthday dinner next week and I can’t stop thinking about getting little fried shrimps flicked into my mouth
Wait a minute I don’t remember them being naked
Universal healthcare
Watching tv and apparently the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has been demoted to doing Kohls commercials
Please come to my new fusion restaurant where we make pizza with a South Asian twist. It is called IndiaNapoli’s
Ok so it turns out that visceral reaction was actually bad streetmeat
