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@0gden.bsky.social

Fiend and bad influence Chicago, 28

420 Followers  |  632 Following  |  57 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  2.6434

Latest posts by 0gden.bsky.social on Bluesky

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bender from futurama is standing in a room with his arms outstretched ALT: bender from futurama is standing in a room with his arms outstretched
07.10.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caulk? Time to fill some holes then

26.09.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right ALT: a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
09.09.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woof daddy, pin me down and flood my guts πŸ’¦

28.07.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Neeeeed

13.07.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

20.04.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😍

04.03.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGot any goons on here?”

16.02.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a thick thigh boy, moisturizing the problem areas + a powder antiperspirant or even a cream or roll on antiperspirant, the key is soft skin + dryness, making sure the inseam of your pants/shorts is important when your out and about is important too!

16.02.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An animal looking disillusioned

An animal looking disillusioned

When I wake up in the morning and start to remember things

16.02.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1198    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6

😍

16.02.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suddenly need someone to jook off in my mouth

16.02.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone else watch TV while listening to an audiobook/podcast while listening to music over said audiobook while reading a book or am I just hyperstimming like a nutjob?

11.02.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog . ALT: a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog .
11.02.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog . ALT: a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog .
11.02.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt is saying `` i 'll take your entire stock '' while sitting on a couch . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying `` i 'll take your entire stock '' while sitting on a couch .
04.02.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ

04.02.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit giving the middle finger in front of a black background that says bring it on ALT: a man in a suit giving the middle finger in front of a black background that says bring it on
04.02.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need 600cc STAT

04.02.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I’ve ever suddenly liked several of your pics in a row, I’m sorry. It was an unfortunate moment of weakness and also I love you

01.02.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

😈

29.01.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need a few of these in my mouth and maybe a few somewhere else 😈

29.01.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog . ALT: a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog .
29.01.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Head bed? Bed Head? Head in Bed?

28.01.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes sir πŸ₯΅

26.01.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I insist that you do 😈

22.01.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best news I’ve heard all year πŸ‘

22.01.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but where do I sign up to be the next to devour that? πŸ‘

22.01.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is drinking a glass of water on a thursday . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is drinking a glass of water on a thursday .
16.01.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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