Marrel the Mattress

Mornings sometimes leave me compromising on how far I'm willing to go to get ready for my day

Think he's got room for some dessert?

I need a hug so god damn bad. Today has been awful ever since I got sick to my stomach in the afternoon. I can't even keep down water and I've been crying a lot

Wistful thoughts of being in a pit with guys jerking off and throwing food down at me.

Just the cuddly feeling of burgers and cum raining down on me as I stuff myself in order to not be buried in calories.

You know, normal cozy thoughts

There is definitely such a thing as "too fat" and I wanna be it so badly

And that's exactly what it is!

Lardpile
Lardier
Lard

Just showing off a few words I like

There is definitely such a thing as "too fat" and I wanna be it so badly

Wistful thoughts of being in a pit with guys jerking off and throwing food down at me.

Just the cuddly feeling of burgers and cum raining down on me as I stuff myself in order to not be buried in calories.

You know, normal cozy thoughts

Felt big and kinda handsome after my shower yesterday

That sounds like a promise. Guess I better sit down for this session!

If I say "does this outfit make my ass look fat" and you respond "no", you better be prepared to help me fix it.

My ass should ALWAYS look fat.

How on earth am I supposed to achieve my goals if I have a broken computer chair??

Don't worry, spirit-me, I'll fix this for us so we can eat pizza and barely reach the keyboard together.

Art by @sugarboy.bsky.social

Where does one sign up for Flan-tasy Flan retirement package??

Got that Marilyn Monroe air pressure from the kitchen air vent. Warm, puffy, relaxing.

Comm for @ominousglunk.bsky.social

I should not have driven back to my old neighborhood. Head is swimming with grief

How on earth am I supposed to achieve my goals if I have a broken computer chair??

Don't worry, spirit-me, I'll fix this for us so we can eat pizza and barely reach the keyboard together.

Art by @sugarboy.bsky.social

Fuuuck my desk chair is totally busted now

Was rated 500lbs, but was a floor model, and I've had it since 2018

But I'm also broke and fat and love being on my computer

I dunno what to do about this

CW: intox kink

"Hahaha wow Marrel you drank all that?? Wild. You're a fucking mess. So... What you drinking for me today~?"

CW: a little darkly kinky

I want this to be Morevember, a month where my friends all agree to not have my best interest in mind.

Tempt me to overspend on credit cards so I can eat and drink and get high all month. See how many days you all can derail by urging me to crack open a six pack

I need a doctor to tell me that no, actually, I'm not too fat, and in fact I'm astonishingly skinny and will need to be confined to a long term hospital room for aggressive treatment

Spooky Bsky take note: boobily content coming tomorrow, November 3rd

I should put my tits on again sometime soon

Gawd I wanna be one of the Triplets of Belleville Americans. So absolutely enormously porky and round

I'm feeling pretty tired, bit I'm Folgering through it

Just imagine

CW: a little darkly kinky

I want this to be Morevember, a month where my friends all agree to not have my best interest in mind.

Tempt me to overspend on credit cards so I can eat and drink and get high all month. See how many days you all can derail by urging me to crack open a six pack

I want November to be the month folks rally behind my fat butt to make sure I fail NNN daily

But right now I do have the invasive desire for someone to drop whatever they're doing today and come handcuff me to my bed